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The Great Pirate Insult Challenge
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge
by black bart on Fri Mar 01, 2013 8:44 am
Aaarrrgh ye be a worse pretend Scotsman than Mel MacGibson.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge
by Roy Hunter on Fri Mar 01, 2013 9:02 am
Aarrr... yer actin' be more wooden than Liam Neeson in Rob Roy...
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge
by Ravi Oli on Fri Mar 01, 2013 4:22 pm
Arrrggghhhh ye wernt chosen fer the roll of Robert the Bruce coz ye are afeard o'spyders.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge
by Nef Yoo BlackBeard on Sun Mar 03, 2013 10:02 am
rrrrr hokay din rrrrr !
ye arr noddy hed rrrrr!
ye arr noddy hed rrrrr!
cabin boy fir hyer. jyint hat no hextra charj.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge
by Roy Hunter on Sun Mar 03, 2013 2:17 pm
You are without doubt the worst pirate I have ever heard of.
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"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge
by black bart on Mon Mar 04, 2013 7:09 am
Aaaargh...no he aint...thee crows nest just reported a tall shyppe capzising orf the port bow cos of thee size of it's massive stereo speakers!
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge
by Griffin on Tue Mar 05, 2013 2:29 am
Ye culdnt get stereo speekers ter wurk even if ye showted inter 'em. Yaargh!
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge
by Roy Hunter on Tue Mar 05, 2013 9:22 am
Yer ship has an eight-track, only one speaker works, and the only cartridge ye've got is "Ye Beste of Ye Partridge Famileye", from K-Tel.
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge
by Ravi Oli on Thu Mar 07, 2013 8:59 am
Arrrrr ye 'as partridges in yer pear tree an' bats in yer belfry.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge
by black bart on Fri Mar 08, 2013 6:20 am
Arrrrr...ye has Dodos in yer crows nest!
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge
by Roy Hunter on Fri Mar 08, 2013 7:00 am
Ye has boobies in yer sea chest...
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"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
unkle vanya
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge
by Ravi Oli on Fri Mar 08, 2013 4:53 pm
Arrrr ye doth covert bart's boobies an' wishes yer own wert as big.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge
by black bart on Mon Mar 11, 2013 6:43 am
Aaaaaaaaaaargh...Ye has a woman's boobies! I'll wager those boobies have ne'r been forced tween two planks ta plug a leak in a Force Ten Gale round thee Cape.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge
by Ravi Oli on Mon Mar 11, 2013 3:49 pm
Pawaarrrhhhhhh! A force ten gail 'round Thee Cape has nort ta be feered against yer mornin' breath!
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge
by Roy Hunter on Mon Mar 11, 2013 4:29 pm
It ain't the smell that comes out the front o' thee in the mornin' that worries me...
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
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"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
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