The Your Banned Game

[daftbeaker]

You're banned for not adding enough milk.

[DavidH]

You're all banned because I was only trying to sidetrack the pistol question.

[Roy Hunter]

You are 2/6 banned.

[DavidH]

You're banned for failing to simplify a fraction.

[Ravi Oli]

^ you're just grumpy because that ^^ keeps repeating on you. Banned and no for you.

[Roy Hunter]

π? You are 22/7 banned.

[pieces o'nine]

^ You're banned for not mentioning the Second Law of Thermodynamics in questions of tea and cisterns.

[Ravi Oli]

^ you're banned for dubbing The Pope's private toilet The Cistern Chapel.

[Roy Hunter]

You are banned because the entropy within a Papal Mitre will always tend to increase over time.

(Cisterns full of tea is more Brownian Motion than thermodynamics.)

[black bart]

^You are fired at high speed into the Large Hadron Collider, split into Higgs Bosuns and then banned.

[pieces o'nine]

^ I adjure you, ancient kraken, by the posts of the pirates and the mundanes, by She who must be obeyed and all the pitbulls, by all the Gold in the World of Warcraft, by Captain Cronan himself, to depart forthwith, along with your Axis of Weevil. The power of the FM bans you.

[Ravi Oli]

^ You and your fellow scriptwriters are banned for spinning The Hobbit out to a trilogy.

[black bart]

^you are banned because we are still waiting for the fourth book in the Trilogy: "Rise of Ravi", "The Outing of Oli" and "The Return of the Sauce".

[Ravi Oli]

^ you're banned and sacked as my Digital Rights Manager.

[black bart]

^you're banned for dragging us into the Digital Age