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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby daftbeaker » Wed Mar 06, 2013 1:21 pm

You're banned for not adding enough milk.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby DavidH » Wed Mar 06, 2013 3:28 pm

You're all banned because I was only trying to sidetrack the pistol question. :moon:
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Roy Hunter » Wed Mar 06, 2013 3:35 pm

You are 2/6 banned.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby DavidH » Wed Mar 06, 2013 3:37 pm

You're banned for failing to simplify a fraction.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ravi Oli » Wed Mar 06, 2013 4:33 pm

^ you're just grumpy because that ^^ keeps repeating on you. Banned and no Image for you.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Roy Hunter » Wed Mar 06, 2013 6:00 pm

π? You are 22/7 banned.
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"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
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"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.

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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby pieces o'nine » Wed Mar 06, 2013 9:55 pm

^ You're banned for not mentioning the Second Law of Thermodynamics in questions of tea and cisterns.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ravi Oli » Wed Mar 06, 2013 10:57 pm

^ you're banned for dubbing The Pope's private toilet The Cistern Chapel.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Roy Hunter » Thu Mar 07, 2013 3:26 am

You are banned because the entropy within a Papal Mitre will always tend to increase over time.

(Cisterns full of tea is more Brownian Motion than thermodynamics.)
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"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby black bart » Thu Mar 07, 2013 7:11 am

^You are fired at high speed into the Large Hadron Collider, split into Higgs Bosuns and then banned.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby pieces o'nine » Thu Mar 07, 2013 9:48 pm

^ I adjure you, ancient kraken, by the posts of the pirates and the mundanes, by She who must be obeyed and all the pitbulls, by all the Gold in the World of Warcraft, by Captain Cronan himself, to depart forthwith, along with your Axis of Weevil. The power of the FM bans you.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ravi Oli » Thu Mar 07, 2013 11:56 pm

^ You and your fellow scriptwriters are banned for spinning The Hobbit out to a trilogy.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby black bart » Fri Mar 08, 2013 6:37 am

^you are banned because we are still waiting for the fourth book in the Trilogy: "Rise of Ravi", "The Outing of Oli" and "The Return of the Sauce".
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ravi Oli » Mon Mar 11, 2013 4:41 pm

^ you're banned and sacked as my Digital Rights Manager.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby black bart » Wed Mar 13, 2013 6:48 am

^you're banned for dragging us into the Digital Age
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