The Last Post Thread, 2.0

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Re: The Last Post Thread, 2.0

Postby Roy Hunter » Wed Feb 06, 2013 7:32 pm

...and what's that Milo's just dragged up onto the couch? Is it the Last Post?
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Re: The Last Post Thread, 2.0

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Wed Feb 06, 2013 9:05 pm

I've washed all the doggie slobber off the Last Post (in the name of the slobber-worthy farfalla).
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Re: The Last Post Thread, 2.0

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Thu Feb 07, 2013 12:03 am

I've left the last post standing at the end of my driveway.
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
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-- Philip K Dick

OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
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English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."

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Re: The Last Post Thread, 2.0

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Thu Feb 07, 2013 1:03 am

I picked up the LastPost and took it for a mountain drive (in the name of farfalla).
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Re: The Last Post Thread, 2.0

Postby black bart » Fri Feb 08, 2013 6:41 am

I couldn't even lift the last post I feel so poorly.
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.

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Re: The Last Post Thread, 2.0

Postby DavidH » Fri Feb 08, 2013 8:12 am

Poor old Bart! Never mind, I'll grab it and keep it in the usual place till you're feeling better.
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Re: The Last Post Thread, 2.0

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Fri Feb 08, 2013 3:00 pm

Ick. Do you have any idea how difficult and stinky it was getting the Last Post out of your usual place (in the name of farfalla)?
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Re: The Last Post Thread, 2.0

Postby Roy Hunter » Fri Feb 08, 2013 3:48 pm

Run it through the laundry again, and hang the last post up to dry.
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.

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Re: The Last Post Thread, 2.0

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Fri Feb 08, 2013 4:10 pm

The Last Post is drip-drying now (in the name of farfalla).
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Re: The Last Post Thread, 2.0

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Sat Feb 09, 2013 4:36 am

Snow is about halfway up the last post out in my yard.
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick

OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
-- Dr. Joy

English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."

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Re: The Last Post Thread, 2.0

Postby Roy Hunter » Sat Feb 09, 2013 8:51 am

Better take the last post in before it gets frost damaged...
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.

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Re: The Last Post Thread, 2.0

Postby black bart » Mon Mar 04, 2013 7:17 am

last Post on a sunny day
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.

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Re: The Last Post Thread, 2.0

Postby pieces o'nine » Tue Mar 05, 2013 12:25 am

Last post on an extremely windy, cold night.
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Re: The Last Post Thread, 2.0

Postby Roy Hunter » Tue Mar 05, 2013 9:20 am

T'was a dark and stormy last post...
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.

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Re: The Last Post Thread, 2.0

Postby black bart » Tue Mar 05, 2013 11:24 am

That sentence always brings on the Long Winded Tale Fever...Last Post.

It was a Dark and Stormy Night...suddenly thee old door to the Benbow opened with a crash and there, lit up by a flash of lightening was the Ex Pope Ben (Gun) E Dict...

The Landlord crouched behind the bar in terror as Pope Ben was heard to speak:

"Vy dost that lightening keep following me around!!!!"

"Blimey, dats der best thing vott I ever done gott in himmel...now Landlord, I'll have a stein off the strong stuff, a Brasso chaser and a Chicken Vindaloo"

To be continued...
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.


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