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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby black bart » Thu Feb 28, 2013 8:06 am

Ah yes...my 'Heart of darkness' package holiday did not disappoint...I still think she was Belgian though.

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Ravi Oli » Thu Feb 28, 2013 5:46 pm

Belgium doesn't exist!

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Griffin » Thu Feb 28, 2013 11:37 pm

I'm certainly not the murderer so what other option is there?

TPBM is in the library with Professor Plum......
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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby black bart » Fri Mar 01, 2013 9:11 am

Plum? That's an unusual name for a Professor...Professor of what exactly? Oh...you're a rap singer!

They call be Plum and I'm a lyrical dick
I'm gonna kill that MUTHER wiv the candlestick...

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Roy Hunter » Fri Mar 01, 2013 9:34 am

Oh come on now Bart, you should be ashamed of yourself,
Rapping at your age? It's not good for your health,
You're down with the streets when you fall off your bike,
But the Northern Line is the only underground scene you like,
You should leave this rap game to someone with more class,
You're more likely to pop a blood vessel than a cap in someone's ass,
But it could be worse, it could be far more silly,
If you kept on boasting about the size of your...

No, run out of rhymes.

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby DavidH » Fri Mar 01, 2013 1:19 pm

Unless I start the verse with 'orange', when I have only two rhymes available.

TPBM knows two perfect rhymes for 'orange'.
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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Ravi Oli » Fri Mar 01, 2013 4:38 pm

Aye that would be sporange, a rare fungoid known to infest the sporrans of Scots living in the perpetually misty Highlands.

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Roy Hunter » Fri Mar 01, 2013 4:53 pm

...because I only ever speak without thinking.

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"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby daftbeaker » Fri Mar 01, 2013 5:15 pm

Every little helps.

TPBM is not going to make a crap joke about being 'armless.
That seems to point up a significant difference between Europeans and Americans. A European says: "I can't understand this, what's wrong with me?" An American says: "I can't understand this, what's wrong with him? - Sir Terry Pratchett

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Ravi Oli » Sat Mar 02, 2013 5:29 pm

I was going to do one about being legless though...

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Helium Hands » Sat Mar 02, 2013 7:42 pm

...Because I am invisible to the naked eye.

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Ravi Oli » Sun Mar 03, 2013 9:25 am

Only my extremities when I phone home.

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Roy Hunter » Sun Mar 03, 2013 2:14 pm

Yes, here's 10p: call someone who gives a &*%!.

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"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Helium Hands » Sun Mar 03, 2013 8:04 pm

Clearly you were talking to the TPBM....
"You bypassed the Maginot line of logic and rationality and annexed the Sudetenland of irrational comparisons!"
-Unattrib

"We live in a world where John Lennon was murdered, yet Barry Manilow continues to put out fucking albums. God-dammit! If you're gonna kill somebody, have some fucking taste. I'll drive you to Kenny Rogers' house."
-Bill Hicks


I have come to love the "foe" feature - my own private banhammer.

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Roy Hunter » Sun Mar 03, 2013 10:06 pm

I often talk to myself. Professional help is being sought.

TPBM is the professional help... I hope... unless it's Nef Yoo...
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.


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