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Re: The Scurvy Dog - Yer first drink be on the house

Postby black bart on Mon Feb 04, 2013 5:18 am

Port and Stilton?
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Re: The Scurvy Dog - Yer first drink be on the house

Postby OZ_Nick on Wed Feb 27, 2013 9:19 pm

Yaaarrrrrrgggghhhhh!!!! It bee goode ter see the olde Scurvy Dog be on hexcellent hands.

Oi fawt ye moight be hinterested in a littel recipie ter adde ter ye colleckshun...


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6 cans enny Orstrayleeun beer
1 bottle Bundaberg overpoof rum
3 drops yewkalyptus oiyle
1 annoying blaggard

Mix ferst free hingredients in large jug. Give to blaggard. Wait for effects to take hold. Enjoy reduction in annoyance...
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Re: The Scurvy Dog - Yer first drink be on the house

Postby pieces o'nine on Wed Feb 27, 2013 9:22 pm

Sounds loike thee loife ov pint... :fsm_yarr:
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Re: The Scurvy Dog - Yer first drink be on the house

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Thu Feb 28, 2013 3:41 am

OZ_Nick wrote:Yaaarrrrrrgggghhhhh!!!! It bee goode ter see the olde Scurvy Dog be on hexcellent hands.

Oi fawt ye moight be hinterested in a littel recipie ter adde ter ye colleckshun...


The Tasmanian Tyger

6 cans enny Orstrayleeun beer
1 bottle Bundaberg overpoof rum
3 drops yewkalyptus oiyle
1 annoying blaggard

Mix ferst free hingredients in large jug. Give to blaggard. Wait for effects to take hold. Enjoy reduction in annoyance...


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Re: The Scurvy Dog - Yer first drink be on the house

Postby black bart on Thu Feb 28, 2013 7:47 am

Arrgh...I'm orf for a quick one at thee Shyppe an Shovel.
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Re: The Scurvy Dog - Yer first drink be on the house

Postby pieces o'nine on Tue Mar 19, 2013 9:59 pm

Barkeepe! A round fer Cap'n Dark Noodle -- a Capn's Deloight wiv a Brasso chaser, or a Cone-Yak, or a grog, or wotever they wants.

If they tryes t'horder a *second* round, put it on Bart's tabbe! :drinking:
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Re: The Scurvy Dog - Yer first drink be on the house

Postby OZ_Nick on Wed Mar 20, 2013 3:31 am

Rev. Rowan Redbeard wrote:Welcome back. I've missed you and often wondered what had become of you. Glad to see you're still around.


Yarr! Oi been busy wiv the lubber werke, beatin down dragons inner kompooter rooms aroun here loike.

Oi prolly must try ter looke inn 'ere more often.
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Re: The Scurvy Dog - Yer first drink be on the house

Postby Mad Willyum Bonney on Fri Mar 22, 2013 1:37 am

Yarr Capn Oz , oi haz ta pillige yer rest pees fer the pirated ...er.... Pirates of Venganza Cookbook. ©BartsPublissing Inc. a divishun ov Bart's Hendustries.
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