The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

[Ravi Oli]

Yarrrggghhhh an' yer croo still smerk o'thee toime ye troid semafore sex wiv Big Brenda but dint 'ave enuff flags.

[black bart]

Aye that be troo...an I had ta go for a quick Liz...

But that don't hexcoose ye yer blaggard...bein from Oz yer semaphore be upside down!

[Ravi Oli]

Aye an' tis nown ye's afeared ta come back 'ere arfter yer seen thee size ov ower rabbits 'n chooks - wot we calls 'roos 'n emus.

[black bart]

Aaaaargh tis no wonder yer croo has scurvy...yer Limes cost £1.50 each!!!!*


*Tis troo...I saw it on thee noos terday...Australians be so wealthy compared to us himpoverished Yewropeans that their froot costs a fortune...I opes thee beer prices aint gone up as well!

[pieces o'nine]

Aaaaargh tis no wonder yer croo has scurvy...yer refuses t'carry lymes on board fer fear ov Lyme Dizzeze!

[black bart]

Aaaaaargh...ye has more frootiness goin on aboard yer shyppe than a Madame Fifi's 2 fer 1 weekend!*

*Not that I'd know anything about such an hevent.

[Ravi Oli]

Arrrrr thee cabin bouy 'tis awlways complainin' ta thee crue 'bowt thee olde froots ye ^ keeps in yer closet.

[pieces o'nine]

^ Yarrrgh, their be tantalizin rumors that ye keepes "Furrrghbidden Froot" in yer cabbin.

[Ravi Oli]

Yarrrggghhh thar be some roight tastee morsels I 'as. Ye ^ are welcum to a froot tastin anytoime solong as ye wear yer tight leatha an'd brings some choklit body paint.

[Roy Hunter]

Ye be altogether too fond o' Nef Yoo's chocklit body paint.

[black bart]

Aaaaaaaargh...Ye has a woman's Body Paint! I'll wager that body paint was ne'r worn ta frighten orf a hoard of angry natives.

[pieces o'nine]

Arrrrgh, ye taykes yer new crewe members t'get there faces paynted, hinstedde ov gettin thee shippes tattoo.

[Ravi Oli]

Yarrrggghhh n' ye 'as lorst many a foight becoz 'tis offin ov'r b'fore ye 'as yer 'face on'.

[Griffin]

an ye paynt the rong bits o' yer body!

[Ravi Oli]

Arrrrrrggghhhh Ye ^ may take moi freedom but ye'll not have me blue body paint!