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Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial on Sat Feb 16, 2013 1:03 am

PKMKII wrote:Image

I found that yesterday and posted it to my cousin's FB wall. She's pursuing a Ph.D. in theoretical mathematics.
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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby Rainswept on Sun Feb 17, 2013 1:32 am

PKMKII wrote:Image


It looks like honey boo boo's mother..
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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby PKMKII on Thu Feb 21, 2013 3:03 am

The flailing is what really makes it funny:
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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby daftbeaker on Thu Feb 21, 2013 9:21 am

New papal selection process announced. You're in luck Pieces :haha:
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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby Rainswept on Thu Feb 21, 2013 3:16 pm

I got a real good shot at being pope if this is true...
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Postby pieces o'nine on Fri Feb 22, 2013 2:02 am

daftbeaker wrote:New papal selection process announced. You're in luck Pieces :haha:

Now I need to pay more attention to the video games thread. :lol:
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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby daftbeaker on Fri Feb 22, 2013 6:46 am

[NSFW]Notty bedtime story by Werner Herzog.
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Postby Roy Hunter on Fri Feb 22, 2013 6:50 am

daftbeaker wrote:[NSFW]Notty bedtime story by Werner Herzog.
Got the Samuel L. Jackson version on my shiTe-pod. :haha:
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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby Rainswept on Sat Feb 23, 2013 6:32 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6K9OKF8HX5Q
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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby Roy Hunter on Mon Feb 25, 2013 7:22 am

One for Black Bart. Just in time for St. David's Day. And if he ever sobers up after Swansea winning the League Cup.

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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby Rainswept on Mon Feb 25, 2013 9:41 am

NSFW

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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby black bart on Mon Feb 25, 2013 10:57 am

Roy Hunter wrote:One for Black Bart. Just in time for St. David's Day. And if he ever sobers up after Swansea winning the League Cup.

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Good one...I am in a celebratory mood.
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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Mon Feb 25, 2013 10:47 pm

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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby PKMKII on Tue Feb 26, 2013 12:29 pm

And what do you two have that I don't already own?
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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby PKMKII on Wed Feb 27, 2013 2:02 am

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