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The Continuous Salty Tale
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale
by Nef Yoo BlackBeard on Sat Feb 23, 2013 4:46 pm
bum bum bummity bum bum
cabin boy fir hyer. jyint hat no hextra charj.
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale
by Griffin on Sun Feb 24, 2013 6:31 pm
.......which be large enuff to..............
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale
by DaveL on Mon Feb 25, 2013 6:32 am
...hit with a cannon ball fired at...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale
by black bart on Mon Feb 25, 2013 10:32 am
...a very short distance...yes, it would need to be quite close to hit such a fine, slim, well proportioned...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale
by black bart on Tue Feb 26, 2013 6:58 am
...well I've never heard it called that afore Cap'n Dave...Butt...there's a first toim fer evrything...there was even rumoured ta be a toim when Black Bart paid his...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale
by Helium Hands on Tue Feb 26, 2013 8:40 pm
foot rubs. Not that it ever stopped him before, for it just so happened that...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale
by black bart on Thu Feb 28, 2013 7:46 am
...before he became a Pyrate, Cap'n Bart was a well respected...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale
by Roy Hunter on Thu Feb 28, 2013 9:36 am
...judge of chutneys and preserves with The Women's Rural Institute. His name was Baaarrrrbara at the time...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale
by black bart on Thu Feb 28, 2013 10:44 am
...and he (Babs to his friends) drove Hansom cabs to earn a crust of an evening until one foggy night in Portsmouth...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale
by Griffin on Thu Feb 28, 2013 11:57 pm
.........his horse let out an..........
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale
by Ravi Oli on Fri Mar 01, 2013 3:48 am
...ommyniss rumblin' sownd then...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale
by black bart on Fri Mar 01, 2013 8:43 am
...threw Babs over the harbour wall into thee...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale
by Ravi Oli on Fri Mar 01, 2013 4:30 pm
..."Cockles and mussels, aloive, aloive-O!" croid thee hunsuspectin' barrowman...
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