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The Person Below Me
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Re: The Person Below Me
by Rainswept on Sun Feb 24, 2013 9:16 pm
Children of the Corn.
TPBM actually considers candy-corn tasty, the freak.
TPBM actually considers candy-corn tasty, the freak.
I believe it's time for mankind to set aside the crutch of religion and embrace morality born of reason and truth. Those crutches have long since proven treacherous when the ground gets slippery.
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Re: The Person Below Me
by pieces o'nine on Sun Feb 24, 2013 10:03 pm
Roasted on a grill next to a dead chikken? It's the best!
TPBM saves time roasting chikkens.
TPBM saves time roasting chikkens.
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Re: The Person Below Me
by Griffin on Tue Feb 26, 2013 12:41 am
Yes, I find time passes more quickly when I roast chickens, but they do have to be free range.
TPBM gets their socks in a twist.
TPBM gets their socks in a twist.
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Re: The Person Below Me
by black bart on Tue Feb 26, 2013 7:17 am
I need new socks...I am finally admitting to it.
TPBM needs new under pants.
TPBM needs new under pants.
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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Re: The Person Below Me
by DavidH on Tue Feb 26, 2013 7:22 am
And overpants, too.
TPBM doesn't wear underpants.
TPBM doesn't wear underpants.
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Re: The Person Below Me
by Ravi Oli on Tue Feb 26, 2013 4:35 pm
Doesn't everyone prefer to hang free?
It only takes 2-3 drinks for TPBM to wear underpants on their head.
It only takes 2-3 drinks for TPBM to wear underpants on their head.
Send lawyers, guns and money...
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Re: The Person Below Me
by Roy Hunter on Tue Feb 26, 2013 4:51 pm
Never my own, though.
TPBM is never on their own.
TPBM is never on their own.
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
unkle vanya
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
unkle vanya
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Re: The Person Below Me
by Helium Hands on Tue Feb 26, 2013 9:05 pm
I always have the voices in my head for company.
TPBM has just done something unspeakable.
TPBM has just done something unspeakable.
"You bypassed the Maginot line of logic and rationality and annexed the Sudetenland of irrational comparisons!"
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"We live in a world where John Lennon was murdered, yet Barry Manilow continues to put out fucking albums. God-dammit! If you're gonna kill somebody, have some fucking taste. I'll drive you to Kenny Rogers' house."
-Bill Hicks
I have come to love the "foe" feature - my own private banhammer.
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"We live in a world where John Lennon was murdered, yet Barry Manilow continues to put out fucking albums. God-dammit! If you're gonna kill somebody, have some fucking taste. I'll drive you to Kenny Rogers' house."
-Bill Hicks
I have come to love the "foe" feature - my own private banhammer.
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Re: The Person Below Me
by Ravi Oli on Wed Feb 27, 2013 3:43 am
...so I'm not saying what it was.
TPBM luckily had their back turned.
TPBM luckily had their back turned.
Send lawyers, guns and money...
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Re: The Person Below Me
by Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Wed Feb 27, 2013 4:01 am
It gave you the best position in which to do it.
TPBM has a sympathetic pain in the arse.
TPBM has a sympathetic pain in the arse.
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"Thank you for calling Evil Incorporated. How may I misdirect your call?"
By reading this post, you agree that you are solely responsible for your reaction to it.
The poster takes no responsibility for any offense taken where none was meant.
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Re: The Person Below Me
by Helium Hands on Wed Feb 27, 2013 5:15 am
Which is just one of many different pains that reside in my ass.
TPBM saw it coming.
TPBM saw it coming.
"You bypassed the Maginot line of logic and rationality and annexed the Sudetenland of irrational comparisons!"
-Unattrib
"We live in a world where John Lennon was murdered, yet Barry Manilow continues to put out fucking albums. God-dammit! If you're gonna kill somebody, have some fucking taste. I'll drive you to Kenny Rogers' house."
-Bill Hicks
I have come to love the "foe" feature - my own private banhammer.
-Unattrib
"We live in a world where John Lennon was murdered, yet Barry Manilow continues to put out fucking albums. God-dammit! If you're gonna kill somebody, have some fucking taste. I'll drive you to Kenny Rogers' house."
-Bill Hicks
I have come to love the "foe" feature - my own private banhammer.
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Re: The Person Below Me
by Roy Hunter on Wed Feb 27, 2013 6:53 am
...and now I need counselling.
TPBM knows that joke about 'what do you do if you come across a tiger in the jungle?'
TPBM knows that joke about 'what do you do if you come across a tiger in the jungle?'
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
unkle vanya
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
unkle vanya
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Re: The Person Below Me
by Ravi Oli on Wed Feb 27, 2013 4:45 pm
I thought I knew but it doesn't come to me right now.
TPBM was found in the jungle being raised by apes.
TPBM was found in the jungle being raised by apes.
Send lawyers, guns and money...
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Re: The Person Below Me
by Helium Hands on Wed Feb 27, 2013 8:13 pm
That would explain my excessive body hair.
TPBM caught malaria from a Congoese prostitute.
TPBM caught malaria from a Congoese prostitute.
"You bypassed the Maginot line of logic and rationality and annexed the Sudetenland of irrational comparisons!"
-Unattrib
"We live in a world where John Lennon was murdered, yet Barry Manilow continues to put out fucking albums. God-dammit! If you're gonna kill somebody, have some fucking taste. I'll drive you to Kenny Rogers' house."
-Bill Hicks
I have come to love the "foe" feature - my own private banhammer.
-Unattrib
"We live in a world where John Lennon was murdered, yet Barry Manilow continues to put out fucking albums. God-dammit! If you're gonna kill somebody, have some fucking taste. I'll drive you to Kenny Rogers' house."
-Bill Hicks
I have come to love the "foe" feature - my own private banhammer.
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