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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Roy Hunter on Fri Feb 22, 2013 7:09 pm

Oh rub it in, why don't you? Just for that, you're banned.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ravi Oli on Fri Feb 22, 2013 7:18 pm

^ you're banned for rubbing too many people the wrong way. :furious:
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Roy Hunter on Fri Feb 22, 2013 7:59 pm

Milo says you're banned for rubbing his fur the wrong way.
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby IspywithmeI on Sat Feb 23, 2013 7:10 am

^You're banned for representing the pope as a Scottsman.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Roy Hunter on Sat Feb 23, 2013 7:51 am

You're banned because Father Jack Hackett is Irish.
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby daftbeaker on Sat Feb 23, 2013 8:14 am

Feck! Arse! Girls!

You're banned.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby DavidH on Sat Feb 23, 2013 11:07 am

Ye're banned for marching or not marching on the 12th of July.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Roy Hunter on Sat Feb 23, 2013 4:34 pm

You're banned for celebrating the 12th of July instead of the 12th of August :FSM-Grouse-Shooting:
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"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby pieces o'nine on Sat Feb 23, 2013 4:40 pm

You're banned until the twelfth of never.


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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard on Sat Feb 23, 2013 4:44 pm

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doo doo doo
pushpy nappel
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ager doo doo doooo
pushpy nappil
gryn cufee

rrrrrrrrrrrrr

Ye notty, fus pose.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ravi Oli on Sun Feb 24, 2013 5:11 pm

I want candy
I want candy
I want candy
I want candy
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[quote="pieces o'nine"...oh god, i can't believe that song is in long-term memory...[/quote]
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby pieces o'nine on Sun Feb 24, 2013 10:01 pm

You're banned for not realizing that I SHARE A BIRTHDAY with one of them. :haha:
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby black bart on Mon Feb 25, 2013 11:11 am

You are banned for sharing a birthday in a built up area, which is against Space Core Directive 953b.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ravi Oli on Tue Feb 26, 2013 4:46 pm

^ you're banned for using your birthday as an excuse to 'throw your leg over' each year.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Helium Hands on Tue Feb 26, 2013 9:14 pm

^ you're banned for separating one word into two just for use as your screen name.
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