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Re: Lies!

Postby IspywithmeI » Fri Feb 22, 2013 6:40 am

^wants to rule the world
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Re: Lies!

Postby Roy Hunter » Fri Feb 22, 2013 6:51 am

^ rules the world, but doesn't want people finding out.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Ravi Oli » Fri Feb 22, 2013 6:53 pm

^ is modelling the latest in cement gumboots at the bottom of some remote loch for that ^ bit of info.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Sat Feb 23, 2013 4:49 pm

um..

ye rong. ye tell liez

ye notty


ye ban


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Re: Lies!

Postby Ravi Oli » Sun Feb 24, 2013 4:50 pm

^ is remarkably mature for his age.
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Re: Lies!

Postby black bart » Mon Feb 25, 2013 11:07 am

^is running an experiment to see which is more mature: the very expensive Australian cheese in his fridge or Nef Yoo.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Ravi Oli » Mon Feb 25, 2013 5:24 pm

^ never blames the dog when he cuts the cheese.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Roy Hunter » Mon Feb 25, 2013 6:59 pm

^ This is him:

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"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
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Re: Lies!

Postby black bart » Tue Feb 26, 2013 7:33 am

^This is him in a rare moment of leisure:

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Re: Lies!

Postby Ravi Oli » Tue Feb 26, 2013 4:21 pm

This isn't him ^:

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Re: Lies!

Postby Helium Hands » Tue Feb 26, 2013 9:12 pm

^ Cannot locate their car keys on days ending in Q.
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Re: Lies!

Postby pieces o'nine » Tue Feb 26, 2013 11:50 pm

^ has Neon Hands in real life.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Ravi Oli » Wed Feb 27, 2013 3:25 am

^ doesn't have warm hands and a warm heart.
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Re: Lies!

Postby pieces o'nine » Wed Feb 27, 2013 9:39 pm

^ Tired of being known for his cold shoulder; now wears a fur-lined humeral veil.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Helium Hands » Wed Feb 27, 2013 9:42 pm

^ Uses a Cardinal's hat to cover her buttocks.
"You bypassed the Maginot line of logic and rationality and annexed the Sudetenland of irrational comparisons!"
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"We live in a world where John Lennon was murdered, yet Barry Manilow continues to put out fucking albums. God-dammit! If you're gonna kill somebody, have some fucking taste. I'll drive you to Kenny Rogers' house."
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