^^ and ^ are both banned for using papal avatars, in contravention of the Bull Papae Imagines of 1432.
Err ... wait a mo ... no, on second thoughts I'll ban you for something else.
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The Your Banned Game
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Re: The Your Banned Game
by pieces o'nine on Wed Feb 13, 2013 10:36 pm
^ You're banned for not offering INDULGENCES FOR PRESENTING PAPAL AVATARS.
We've gotta fund the pieces pac somehow.
We've gotta fund the pieces pac somehow.
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Re: The Your Banned Game
by Ravi Oli on Thu Feb 14, 2013 4:59 pm
^ you're banned for letting just about anyone kiss your ring.
Send lawyers, guns and money...
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Re: The Your Banned Game
by pieces o'nine on Thu Feb 14, 2013 10:24 pm
^ You're banned for your ring 'theory'.
te absolvo
te absolvo
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Re: The Your Banned Game
by Roy Hunter on Fri Feb 15, 2013 5:34 am
You're banned for reading the Sits. Vac. at work:
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
unkle vanya
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
unkle vanya
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Re: The Your Banned Game
by pieces o'nine on Fri Feb 15, 2013 3:00 pm
^ You're banned for not only perusing the Vatican Help Wanteds, but clipping them out.
And if you're thinking you can set up a rival papacy in Avgnon -- or Aberdeen -- think again!
And if you're thinking you can set up a rival papacy in Avgnon -- or Aberdeen -- think again!
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Re: The Your Banned Game
by Roy Hunter on Fri Feb 15, 2013 7:03 pm
You are banned for turning down a perfectly good offer of gainful employment. Bloody women! 
I'm thinking more along the lines of a Martin Luther-style intervention -- nailing a Diet of Worms onto the hatch of Thee Mad Moggie (Protestants have such a weird diet: no wonder they're so uptight and irritable).pieces o'nine wrote:And if you're thinking you can set up a rival papacy in Avignon -- or Aberdeen -- think again!
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
unkle vanya
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
unkle vanya
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Roy Hunter - If it's not Scottish, it's crap.
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Re: The Your Banned Game
by Ravi Oli on Mon Feb 18, 2013 5:29 pm
^ you're banned for enticing pieces to swap one bad habit for another.
Send lawyers, guns and money...
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Re: The Your Banned Game
by pieces o'nine on Mon Feb 18, 2013 10:22 pm
^ Banned for refusing to help change the face of the Domini Cane order.
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Re: The Your Banned Game
by black bart on Tue Feb 19, 2013 8:29 am
^Banned for buying Sister Wendy new glasses!
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Re: The Your Banned Game
by Ravi Oli on Thu Feb 21, 2013 5:20 pm
^ banned for looking up the Flying Nun's habit while she was holding her wimple down.
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Re: The Your Banned Game
by pieces o'nine on Fri Feb 22, 2013 2:10 am
^ You're banned for your dagged houppelande.
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Re: The Your Banned Game
by IspywithmeI on Fri Feb 22, 2013 6:26 am
^You're banned for making me look up houppelande.
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Re: The Your Banned Game
by Roy Hunter on Fri Feb 22, 2013 6:47 am
I know I said I was glad you hadn't been banned yet...
Not any more! You're banned!
Not any more! You're banned!
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
unkle vanya
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
unkle vanya
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Roy Hunter - If it's not Scottish, it's crap.
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Re: The Your Banned Game
by Ravi Oli on Fri Feb 22, 2013 7:01 pm
^ you're banned for being second only to bart for baninations.
Send lawyers, guns and money...
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