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Gospel of The Flying Spaghetti Monster wrote:
Welcome to the wonderful world of religion!
These are exciting times in holiness—politicians are crusading, nations are invading, and science1 is fading. With these changes come religious opportunities the likes of which haven't been seen since the Reformation... or at least since the persecuted masses first huddled together and shipped off to that great democratic revival meeting we call the United States of America.
With this in mind, the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (FSM) invites you to learn a little more about us. We'd like to tell you all about our Heaven, which features a Stripper Factory and a giant Beer Volcano. We'd love to see you dressed in His chosen garb: full Pirate regalia. We want you to enjoy Fridays as His chosen holiday. But first you need to know a little more about us.
Details, details...The Dark Noodle wrote:Where be the mention of wearing utensils from ye galley?
Roy Hunter wrote:Full pirate regalia can set you back a couple of hundred bucks: a colander costs less than five. Sounds like a winner to me.
Roy Hunter wrote:That facial hair would cost me my marriage.
Roy Hunter wrote:That's probably about ...15 bucks worth? Maybe 20?
Yes. Next question?The Dark Noodle wrote:Ye Wench would make thee walk the plank?
I was talking about my entire material wealth as perceived by a divorce lawyer. Welcome to Austerity Britain...The Dark Noodle wrote:Facial hair - free
Bit of cloth (surely thee can find some old rag stowed away) - Next to nothing
Roy Hunter wrote:Yes. Next question?The Dark Noodle wrote:Ye Wench would make thee walk the plank?
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