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Re: Lies!
by black bart on Wed Feb 13, 2013 7:27 am
^when queuing up at the local eatery, always gets stuck on the question: "Leg or Breast sir?".
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Re: Lies!
by black bart on Mon Feb 18, 2013 10:10 am
^prefers to be "home on the range" 
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Re: Lies!
by Roy Hunter on Mon Feb 18, 2013 11:11 am
^ has gone for a quick Liz.
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
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"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
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Re: Lies!
by black bart on Mon Feb 18, 2013 12:45 pm
^has never heard of Liz Hurley but has fond mammaries of Liz Taylor
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Re: Lies!
by Roy Hunter on Mon Feb 18, 2013 1:51 pm
^ didn't just remind me of a joke about psychiatrists.
How many Freudian Analysts does it take to change a light bulb?
Two: one to change the light bulb, and the other to hold the penis, I mean mother, LADDER! I MEAN LADDER!
How many Freudian Analysts does it take to change a light bulb?
Two: one to change the light bulb, and the other to hold the penis, I mean mother, LADDER! I MEAN LADDER!
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
unkle vanya
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
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Re: Lies!
by black bart on Tue Feb 19, 2013 8:30 am
^Wants to hold the ladder...I mean...
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Re: Lies!
by Roy Hunter on Tue Feb 19, 2013 11:10 am
^ isn't about to get banned in the lies thread.
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
unkle vanya
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
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Re: Lies!
by pieces o'nine on Tue Feb 19, 2013 9:17 pm
^ is arranging "Hail to the Pope" for bagpipes and standing base.
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Re: Lies!
by black bart on Wed Feb 20, 2013 9:28 am
^is planning to use 'wind' to disrupt the inauguration ceremony 
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Re: Lies!
by pieces o'nine on Fri Feb 22, 2013 2:07 am
^ Knows the clockwork universe is powered by quartz crystals. 
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