10,000 (more) Commandments

[Roy Hunter]

9096: Thou shalt contrive to know a lot about farting.

[black bart]

9095: Thou shalt be concerned that thine 7 year old daughter already knows to blame everyone else.

[Roy Hunter]

9094: that would be thy ^ fault.

[black bart]

9093: Thou shalt not suffer a personality change when thou weareth thine new Biretta

[Roy Hunter]

9092: That would be an Ecumenical matter.

[black bart]

9091: Yes...Feck...Drink!!!!

[pieces o'nine]

9090: Thou shalt cast out thy vote for pieces o'nine for pope.

9089: Thou shalt even wear thy biretta like a jaunty beret.

[JamesE]

9088: Thou shalt not use the emoticon unless thou identifies thouself as internet slang "dom".

[Almighty Doer of Stuff]

9087. Thou shalt use that emoticon whenever thou wisheth because it is awesome.

9086. Thou shalt be aware that "dom" is BDSM jargon, not Internet slang.

9085. Thou shalt whip JamesE for being a very silly boy.

[Helium Hands]

9084 - Thou shalt not feel shame for knowing plenty, really, more than you should, you know, if you admit it to yourself, but some lies are just too pretty not to say in your head, about the BDSM lifestyle.

9083 - Thou shalt be aware that self-flagellation is not for the timid.

[black bart]

9082: Thou shalt not bring up that old "Flagella" intelligent design argument, nor shalt thou mention thee 2/3rds bullets in a gun chamber problem... The penalty be-eth death.

[DavidH]

9081: Especially if thou pickest the wrong chamber.

[Roy Hunter]

9080: Thou shalt remember the Monty Hall problem, and keep it Holy.

[black bart]

9079: If thou wanteth thine carrots to thrive, thou shalt follow Monty Don.

[Roy Hunter]

9078: If thou wantest thy carrots to thrive, thou shalt expel Milo thee Dug from the Garden, as his idea of original sin is to eatest all of thine carrots.

9077: Thou may considerest installing thee 1st Viscount Montgomery of Alamein in thy garden, with some tanks, to guard thy carrots.

9076: But that's no guarantee of success - Milo moves in mysterious ways...