The Your Banned Game

[DavidH]

^^ and ^ are both banned for using papal avatars, in contravention of the Bull Papae Imagines of 1432.

Err ... wait a mo ... no, on second thoughts I'll ban you for something else.

[pieces o'nine]

^ You're banned for not offering INDULGENCES FOR PRESENTING PAPAL AVATARS.

We've gotta fund the pieces pac somehow.

[Ravi Oli]

^ you're banned for letting just about anyone kiss your ring.

[pieces o'nine]

^ You're banned for your ring 'theory'.
te absolvo

[Roy Hunter]

You're banned for reading the Sits. Vac. at work:

[pieces o'nine]

^ You're banned for not only perusing the Vatican Help Wanteds, but clipping them out.

And if you're thinking you can set up a rival papacy in Avgnon -- or Aberdeen -- think again!

[Roy Hunter]

You are banned for turning down a perfectly good offer of gainful employment. Bloody women!

And if you're thinking you can set up a rival papacy in Avignon -- or Aberdeen -- think again!

I'm thinking more along the lines of a Martin Luther-style intervention -- nailing a Diet of Worms onto the hatch of Thee Mad Moggie (Protestants have such a weird diet: no wonder they're so uptight and irritable).

[Ravi Oli]

^ you're banned for enticing pieces to swap one bad habit for another.

[pieces o'nine]

^ Banned for refusing to help change the face of the Domini Cane order.

[black bart]

^Banned for buying Sister Wendy new glasses!

[Ravi Oli]

^ banned for looking up the Flying Nun's habit while she was holding her wimple down.

[pieces o'nine]

^ You're banned for your dagged houppelande.

[IspywithmeI]

^You're banned for making me look up houppelande.

[Roy Hunter]

I know I said I was glad you hadn't been banned yet...

Not any more! You're banned!

[Ravi Oli]

^ you're banned for being second only to bart for baninations.