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The Continuous Salty Tale
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale
by pieces o'nine on Mon Feb 18, 2013 9:37 pm
..and were strikin' feare hinto thee shrunken 'earrrghts ov spammers left an roight...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale
by Helium Hands on Mon Feb 18, 2013 9:44 pm
...beating them over their shrunken heads like it was going out of style. So, instead of eating
"You bypassed the Maginot line of logic and rationality and annexed the Sudetenland of irrational comparisons!"
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale
by black bart on Tue Feb 19, 2013 7:53 am
...his 'Fyshe Heade Stoo" like a good Pyrate, he dared to order a...
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale
by Griffin on Wed Feb 20, 2013 5:33 am
.....raspberry...........
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale
by black bart on Wed Feb 20, 2013 9:19 am
...fool...I mean he ordered a raspberry fool not that he was a fool..."where the bleedin ell does ye thinks I'll get a raspberry from on this old shyppe" hollered the cook...and with that the whole croo...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale
by Almighty Doer of Stuff on Thu Feb 21, 2013 12:21 am
...picked at their teeth...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale
by Helium Hands on Thu Feb 21, 2013 8:10 pm
...with the capn's long, hard...
"You bypassed the Maginot line of logic and rationality and annexed the Sudetenland of irrational comparisons!"
-Unattrib
"We live in a world where John Lennon was murdered, yet Barry Manilow continues to put out fucking albums. God-dammit! If you're gonna kill somebody, have some fucking taste. I'll drive you to Kenny Rogers' house."
-Bill Hicks
I have come to love the "foe" feature - my own private banhammer.
-Unattrib
"We live in a world where John Lennon was murdered, yet Barry Manilow continues to put out fucking albums. God-dammit! If you're gonna kill somebody, have some fucking taste. I'll drive you to Kenny Rogers' house."
-Bill Hicks
I have come to love the "foe" feature - my own private banhammer.
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale
by Almighty Doer of Stuff on Fri Feb 22, 2013 2:47 pm
...main mast...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale
by Ravi Oli on Fri Feb 22, 2013 6:48 pm
...wot awl thee seamen abord 'oped wuld stand up to thee tarsk of...
Send lawyers, guns and money...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale
by Almighty Doer of Stuff on Fri Feb 22, 2013 8:03 pm
...removin' their uranium cavity fillins, which was put there by Bart Dentistry Co., a division o' the ever-scrupulous Bart Industries.
Then, with the mast of the ship bein' in a blaggard's mouff instead o' ware it shud be, the ship...
Then, with the mast of the ship bein' in a blaggard's mouff instead o' ware it shud be, the ship...
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Visit the FSM Consortium and download The Loose Canon, a deliciously holy book compiled by members of Our Noodly Lord's congregation!
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale
by Roy Hunter on Fri Feb 22, 2013 8:21 pm
...'s company burst into a spontaneous chorus of "YMCA! YMCA!"
"Upon my soul!" declared the Captain, "I had no idea my entire crew was..."
"Upon my soul!" declared the Captain, "I had no idea my entire crew was..."
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale
by Ravi Oli on Sat Feb 23, 2013 3:25 am
...Kylie Minogue thee singin' budgie wen Oi thawt thar taste leened more t'wards...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale
by Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Sat Feb 23, 2013 3:55 am
... that Justin Beaver fella. His hair glistens like gramama's marinara, and his voice sends shivers up my spine like...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale
by Roy Hunter on Sat Feb 23, 2013 7:50 am
...being waterboarded in the back room of Madam Fifi's, where they cater for their 'special' customers, like Black Bart and his...
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
unkle vanya
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
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