Red beans and rice

[Helium Hands]

So, I make a mean red beans and rice. My question to the group is this: If I make this in glory to his Holy Noodleage, will my red beans and rice be blessed by Him, even though it's not technically a pasta?

[Rev. Rowan Redbeard]

Pasta IS holy and all, but the FSM is pretty lenient. Also pretty drunk. He'd probably bless it without even realizing it isn't pasta. It's carbohydrates served up with something reddish, so that's close enough.

[ET, the Extra Terrestrial]

I'd be all over that stuff if it wasn't about a thousand miles away. Guess I'll have to get Mrs.T to whip up a batch.

[PKMKII]

I'd be all over that stuff if it wasn't about a thousand miles away. Guess I'll have to get Mrs.T to whip up a batch.

So you could say then, that red beans and rice didn't miss her?

[Roy Hunter]

So, I make a mean red beans and rice. My question to the group is this: If I make this in glory to his Holy Noodleage, will my red beans and rice be blessed by Him, even though it's not technically a pasta?

We have flimsy moral standards. Not as flimsy as His, but still flimsy. If the Catholic Church can sell indulgences and keep all the money, but still claim that it is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle that it is for a rich man to enter heaven; then we can claim that the FSM blesses your holy plate of pasta even though it's made of rice and beans.

Be careful not to wander into the realms of transubstantiation, though. If you start claiming that the rice and beans actually turns into pasta (like the bread and wine actually does (or does not) turn into the body of Jesus), you might start a schism. Or the Reformation. Something like that, anyway.

[Helium Hands]

Be careful not to wander into the realms of transubstantiation, though. If you start claiming that the rice and beans actually turns into pasta (like the bread and wine actually does (or does not) turn into the body of Jesus), you might start a schism. Or the Reformation. Something like that, anyway.

What am I - Catholic?!

[Rev. Rowan Redbeard]

Be careful not to wander into the realms of transubstantiation, though. If you start claiming that the rice and beans actually turns into pasta (like the bread and wine actually does (or does not) turn into the body of Jesus), you might start a schism. Or the Reformation. Something like that, anyway.

What am I - Catholic?!

How should we know? We've only begun to get to know you.





On a side note, I hope we get to know much more of you.

[Roy Hunter]

What am I - Catholic?!

Is this charades or twenty questions?

[Helium Hands]

What am I - Catholic?!

Is this charades or twenty questions?

It's reverse 20 questions.
I ask you yes/no questions about me, and you respond with what you imagine that I might be or not be. In this way, we can build a brand new me from the ground up!

[Roy Hunter]

Games, Fun and Jokes. Hit the 'New Topic' button, start a thread and explain the rules. We'll play...

[DavidH]

Red beans make you fart. That is all.

[daftbeaker]

Beans make you fart. That is all.

'tis to do with sugars that are undigestible by humans. They are however rather easily digested by bacteria in the gut that produce methane as a byproduct. Cue much bottom burping.

I know far more about the chemistry of farting than any reasonable person should know

Edit - Raffinose

[black bart]

Now I understand Roy's Commandment.

[Ron_innocent]

So, I make a mean red beans and rice. My question to the group is this: If I make this in glory to his Holy Noodleage, will my red beans and rice be blessed by Him, even though it's not technically a pasta?

Don't worry you would be blessed..

[Ron_innocent]

So, I make a mean red beans and rice. My question to the group is this: If I make this in glory to his Holy Noodleage, will my red beans and rice be blessed by Him, even though it's not technically a pasta?

Don't worry you would be blessed..