The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

[lartwielder]

I stumbled upon this site while I was researching "Intelligent Design." I guess I don't need to look any farther . . . Sorry, it's late . . . :)

Cheers -

[Almighty Doer of Stuff]

Ahoy, lartwielder! You'll find information here about Intelligent Design, as well as Inebriated Design.

[Baronidas]

Hello landlovers! :)

I've been a Pastafarian all me life but hadnt known it before a couple years past. For two years now I'm runnin' the Polish Church of the FSM :) We're trying to get our great religion registered and doing quite well actually :) closing near 10k now :)

Recently we've made an effort to spread and consolidate the one true Faith in Europe, check us out on FSM Europe :)

[Saint Glinglin]

Welcome, happy believer.

May your church be blessed by His Noodly Appendage.

[Almighty Doer of Stuff]

Welcome, Baronidas. I notice you're selling FSM merchandise. Is that licensed? If not it might be illegal.

[Jerry McLewis]

So....
Well, in fact I have been a Pastafarian for some years ago, slow but firm in the knowledge of this awesome Truth, the creation by The Flying Spaguetti Monster.
I'm from México, and is a quite dificult to be a Pastafarian. Near the 80% of the people is Catholic, the rest are christians, some jews and a few pagans. The clerical ideas are so deep in the day by day for a mexican, that is hard to point what is common sense, what is suitavle for a better change and what is harmful for the non practicants...

Ok, I just want to introduce myself and I don'r be to long.

Sorry for my bad english.

Pastaleluya!!!!

[Almighty Doer of Stuff]

Ahoy, Jerry McLewis! Your English is fine.

[pieces o'nine]

Welcome, all ye scurvy new recruits!

[IspywithmeI]

Ok due to circumstances there won't be a new username for Iamtoo. I will just continue using this one.

I need to reintroduce myself I am Vincent Los otherwise known as Iamtoo/IspywithmeI/yoursister/flatlikeaflee.

I hope this revaluation won't get me banned since I have shown I can behave myself as IspywithmeI.

Greetings

[Roy Hunter]

Welcome back, Vincent! I hope you don't get banned too...

[Criswell Weatherman]

"Here (and I am not permitted to say where "here" is) we have several exercise classes. One of them struck me as a bit odd. Here is the description: Aquacise: All levels. Get in the pool and enjoy an invigorating class that gives you cardio-respiratory conditioning. It also helps with arthritis symptoms by reducing the stress of joints. (YOU MUST HAVE A NOODLE.)"

[pieces o'nine]

(YOU MUST HAVE A NOODLE.)

Welcome, Criswell.
It's a SIGN!
Or at least a good sig line.

[Criswell Weatherman]

OK, Pieces o Nine. It is now officially my sig quote. In the future, I hope to present photographic evidence of this bizarre FSM ritual, perhaps at great personal risk of life and limb.

[daftbeaker]

"Here (and I am not permitted to say where "here" is) we have several exercise classes. One of them struck me as a bit odd. Here is the description: Aquacise: All levels. Get in the pool and enjoy an invigorating class that gives you cardio-respiratory conditioning. It also helps with arthritis symptoms by reducing the stress of joints. (YOU MUST HAVE A NOODLE.)"

Maybe it's in case you get hungry?

[JamesE]

Hi, I replied and had a really long and what I thought was clever introduction, and it was disapproved. Now it's lost.

Hi, I'm James, and I'm a Pastafarian.

I'm not retyping everything I had. I wish I knew why is wasn't approved.