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The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
by Nucleus on Wed Feb 06, 2013 12:08 am
Hello, I am the mighty Nucleus. I do not seem to be able to think of something to express as of the current moment other than a kind greeting. May we all be touched by his noodly appendage.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
by ET, the Extra Terrestrial on Wed Feb 06, 2013 1:33 am
And hello to you, mighty Helium Hands. Make yourself at home.
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
-- Dr. Joy
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
-- Dr. Joy
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
by TheDream on Wed Feb 06, 2013 7:02 am
Hey all! Iam just another newbie - so "hi"...and...uhm, see you soon in another thread I guess ... greetings
This is my simple religion. There is no need for temples; no need for complicated philosophy. Our own brain, our own heart is our temple; the philosophy is kindness.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
by Saint Glinglin on Thu Feb 07, 2013 2:52 pm
Hello, happy believers !
I am a french pastafarian seeking for french pastafarians.
May you be forever touched by His Noodly Appendage
I am a french pastafarian seeking for french pastafarians.
May you be forever touched by His Noodly Appendage
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
by Almighty Doer of Stuff on Thu Feb 07, 2013 7:10 pm
Arrr! 
to Nucleus, TheDream and Saint Glinglin!
to Nucleus, TheDream and Saint Glinglin!!!!@#@#@#@#@!!! CAUTION: THIS PERSON DOES NOT KNOW WHAT HE IS TALKING ABOUT. DISREGARD ANY APPEALS TO AUTHORITY, EXPERIENCE, OR ROMANTIC PROWESS. ANY CORRECT INFORMATION YOU RECEIVE FROM THIS MAN IS PURELY COINCIDENTAL. !!!@#@#@#@#@!!!
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Visit the FSM Consortium and download The Loose Canon, a deliciously holy book compiled by members of Our Noodly Lord's congregation!
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
by lartwielder on Fri Feb 08, 2013 4:00 am
I stumbled upon this site while I was researching "Intelligent Design." I guess I don't need to look any farther . . . 
Sorry, it's late . . . :)
Cheers -
Sorry, it's late . . . :)Cheers -
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
by Almighty Doer of Stuff on Fri Feb 08, 2013 1:33 pm
Ahoy, lartwielder! You'll find information here about Intelligent Design, as well as Inebriated Design.
!!!@#@#@#@#@!!! CAUTION: THIS PERSON DOES NOT KNOW WHAT HE IS TALKING ABOUT. DISREGARD ANY APPEALS TO AUTHORITY, EXPERIENCE, OR ROMANTIC PROWESS. ANY CORRECT INFORMATION YOU RECEIVE FROM THIS MAN IS PURELY COINCIDENTAL. !!!@#@#@#@#@!!!
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The Almighty Website of Stuff
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Visit the FSM Consortium and download The Loose Canon, a deliciously holy book compiled by members of Our Noodly Lord's congregation!
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The Almighty Website of Stuff
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Visit the FSM Consortium and download The Loose Canon, a deliciously holy book compiled by members of Our Noodly Lord's congregation!
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
by Baronidas on Mon Feb 11, 2013 10:33 am
Hello landlovers! :)
I've been a Pastafarian all me life but hadnt known it before a couple years past. For two years now I'm runnin' the Polish Church of the FSM :) We're trying to get our great religion registered and doing quite well actually :) closing near 10k now :)
Recently we've made an effort to spread and consolidate the one true Faith in Europe, check us out on FSM Europe :)
I've been a Pastafarian all me life but hadnt known it before a couple years past. For two years now I'm runnin' the Polish Church of the FSM :) We're trying to get our great religion registered and doing quite well actually :) closing near 10k now :)
Recently we've made an effort to spread and consolidate the one true Faith in Europe, check us out on FSM Europe :)
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
by Saint Glinglin on Mon Feb 11, 2013 2:29 pm
Welcome, happy believer.
May your church be blessed by His Noodly Appendage.
May your church be blessed by His Noodly Appendage.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
by Almighty Doer of Stuff on Mon Feb 11, 2013 2:42 pm
Welcome, Baronidas. I notice you're selling FSM merchandise. Is that licensed? If not it might be illegal.
!!!@#@#@#@#@!!! CAUTION: THIS PERSON DOES NOT KNOW WHAT HE IS TALKING ABOUT. DISREGARD ANY APPEALS TO AUTHORITY, EXPERIENCE, OR ROMANTIC PROWESS. ANY CORRECT INFORMATION YOU RECEIVE FROM THIS MAN IS PURELY COINCIDENTAL. !!!@#@#@#@#@!!!
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The Almighty Website of Stuff
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Visit the FSM Consortium and download The Loose Canon, a deliciously holy book compiled by members of Our Noodly Lord's congregation!
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The Almighty Website of Stuff
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Visit the FSM Consortium and download The Loose Canon, a deliciously holy book compiled by members of Our Noodly Lord's congregation!
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
by Jerry McLewis on Mon Feb 11, 2013 5:06 pm
So....
Well, in fact I have been a Pastafarian for some years ago, slow but firm in the knowledge of this awesome Truth, the creation by The Flying Spaguetti Monster.
I'm from México, and is a quite dificult to be a Pastafarian. Near the 80% of the people is Catholic, the rest are christians, some jews and a few pagans. The clerical ideas are so deep in the day by day for a mexican, that is hard to point what is common sense, what is suitavle for a better change and what is harmful for the non practicants...
Ok, I just want to introduce myself and I don'r be to long.
Sorry for my bad english.
Pastaleluya!!!!
Well, in fact I have been a Pastafarian for some years ago, slow but firm in the knowledge of this awesome Truth, the creation by The Flying Spaguetti Monster.
I'm from México, and is a quite dificult to be a Pastafarian. Near the 80% of the people is Catholic, the rest are christians, some jews and a few pagans. The clerical ideas are so deep in the day by day for a mexican, that is hard to point what is common sense, what is suitavle for a better change and what is harmful for the non practicants...
Ok, I just want to introduce myself and I don'r be to long.
Sorry for my bad english.
Pastaleluya!!!!
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
by Almighty Doer of Stuff on Mon Feb 11, 2013 6:00 pm
Ahoy, Jerry McLewis! Your English is fine.
!!!@#@#@#@#@!!! CAUTION: THIS PERSON DOES NOT KNOW WHAT HE IS TALKING ABOUT. DISREGARD ANY APPEALS TO AUTHORITY, EXPERIENCE, OR ROMANTIC PROWESS. ANY CORRECT INFORMATION YOU RECEIVE FROM THIS MAN IS PURELY COINCIDENTAL. !!!@#@#@#@#@!!!
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The Almighty Website of Stuff
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Visit the FSM Consortium and download The Loose Canon, a deliciously holy book compiled by members of Our Noodly Lord's congregation!
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The Almighty Website of Stuff
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Visit the FSM Consortium and download The Loose Canon, a deliciously holy book compiled by members of Our Noodly Lord's congregation!
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
by pieces o'nine on Mon Feb 11, 2013 10:09 pm
Welcome, all ye scurvy new recruits!
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
by IspywithmeI on Fri Feb 15, 2013 4:15 am
Ok due to circumstances there won't be a new username for Iamtoo. I will just continue using this one.
I need to reintroduce myself I am Vincent Los otherwise known as Iamtoo/IspywithmeI/yoursister/flatlikeaflee.
I hope this revaluation won't get me banned since I have shown I can behave myself as IspywithmeI.
Greetings
I need to reintroduce myself I am Vincent Los otherwise known as Iamtoo/IspywithmeI/yoursister/flatlikeaflee.
I hope this revaluation won't get me banned since I have shown I can behave myself as IspywithmeI.
Greetings
Viewed through a telescope I live in a world governed by Einsteinian relativity
Viewed through a microscope I live in a world governed by quantum uncertainty
Simply seen I am present and not New
Viewed through a microscope I live in a world governed by quantum uncertainty
Simply seen I am present and not New
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
by Roy Hunter on Fri Feb 15, 2013 5:40 am
Welcome back, Vincent! I hope you don't get banned too...
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
unkle vanya
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
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