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Re: Word of the Day

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Fri Feb 08, 2013 9:02 pm

apocalypstick
noun
Lipstick used to deliver the kiss of death.
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick

OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
-- Dr. Joy

English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."

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Re: Word of the Day

Postby DavidH » Sat Feb 09, 2013 1:47 pm

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Re: Word of the Day

Postby PKMKII » Sat Feb 09, 2013 3:01 pm

heortology
-noun
the study of the history and significance of the feasts and seasons in the ecclesiastical calendar.
"How is it that hardly any major religion has looked at science and concluded, 'This is better than we thought! The Universe is much bigger than our prophets said, grander, more subtle, more elegant. God must be even greater than we dreamed'? Instead they say, 'No, no, no! My god is a little god, and I want him to stay that way.'" - Carl Sagan

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Re: Word of the Day

Postby daftbeaker » Sat Feb 09, 2013 3:40 pm

heartology
-noun
The proper name for cardiology.
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Re: Word of the Day

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Sat Feb 09, 2013 5:57 pm

herotallogy
-noun
the study of how tall various heroes are.
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick

OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
-- Dr. Joy

English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."

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Re: Word of the Day

Postby Roy Hunter » Sat Feb 09, 2013 6:45 pm

tautology
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der schtudy off being toit, really toit...
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Re: Word of the Day

Postby PKMKII » Mon Feb 11, 2013 2:03 pm

froufrou
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1. elaborate decoration, as frills, ribbons, or ruffles, especially on women's clothing.
2. a rustling, particularly the rustling of silk, as in a woman's dress.
"How is it that hardly any major religion has looked at science and concluded, 'This is better than we thought! The Universe is much bigger than our prophets said, grander, more subtle, more elegant. God must be even greater than we dreamed'? Instead they say, 'No, no, no! My god is a little god, and I want him to stay that way.'" - Carl Sagan

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Re: Word of the Day

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Mon Feb 11, 2013 6:06 pm

fufu
noun
The entire content of a fundie's responses to scientific evidence and arguments against ID.
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick

OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
-- Dr. Joy

English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."

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Re: Word of the Day

Postby Roy Hunter » Mon Feb 11, 2013 6:45 pm

froubar
-adjective
elaborately and spectacularly fucked up.
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.

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Re: Word of the Day

Postby PKMKII » Tue Feb 12, 2013 2:32 pm

legatee
-noun
a person to whom a legacy is bequeathed.
"How is it that hardly any major religion has looked at science and concluded, 'This is better than we thought! The Universe is much bigger than our prophets said, grander, more subtle, more elegant. God must be even greater than we dreamed'? Instead they say, 'No, no, no! My god is a little god, and I want him to stay that way.'" - Carl Sagan

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Re: Word of the Day

Postby daftbeaker » Tue Feb 12, 2013 3:18 pm

legoatee
-noun
a French goatee.
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Re: Word of the Day

Postby Mad Willyum Bonney » Tue Feb 12, 2013 3:28 pm

legotea n- a toy tea set .
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Re: Word of the Day

Postby Roy Hunter » Tue Feb 12, 2013 3:57 pm

legatee
-noun
superfluous limb of a manatee.

-useage
"That Captain DaveL - phwoaarrr!!! I wouldn't mind getting my legatee over on that!"
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.

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Re: Word of the Day

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Wed Feb 13, 2013 12:03 am

leggy
adjective

Oh, um, sorry :blush:
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick

OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
-- Dr. Joy

English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."

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Re: Word of the Day

Postby black bart » Wed Feb 13, 2013 7:32 am

Roy Hunter wrote:legatee
-noun
superfluous limb of a manatee.

-useage
"That Captain DaveL - phwoaarrr!!! I wouldn't mind getting my legatee over on that!"


:lol:

Legotea noun

A swift tea break in the middle of an epic 'Lego' building project.
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.


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