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Postby Ravi Oli on Sun Feb 10, 2013 4:48 pm

^ has never read the same book twice.
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Re: Lies!

Postby pieces o'nine on Sun Feb 10, 2013 4:51 pm

^ reads
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Re: Lies!

Postby Ravi Oli on Sun Feb 10, 2013 5:00 pm

^ never learned how to read but swears fluently in 10 different languages.
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Re: Lies!

Postby pieces o'nine on Sun Feb 10, 2013 11:01 pm

^ Uses only Bob Jones University-approved swear words.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Ravi Oli on Mon Feb 11, 2013 9:21 am

^ still swears she didn't throw knickers on the stage at a Tom Jones concert.
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Re: Lies!

Postby pieces o'nine on Mon Feb 11, 2013 10:34 pm

It's not unusual that ^ has nothing . . better than that for a lie.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Ravi Oli on Tue Feb 12, 2013 4:03 am

Tom Jones always dedicates She's a Lady to ^.

[edit] I was trying to figure the new headdress and just noticed the new sig... white smoke from me. :haha:[/edit ]
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Re: Lies!

Postby black bart on Tue Feb 12, 2013 7:39 am

^Ends every Saturday night at his local pub singing "Delilah"...to great applause.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Roy Hunter on Tue Feb 12, 2013 8:46 am

^ spends every Sunday morning looking in the mirror, singing "Why? Why? Why?"
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Re: Lies!

Postby pieces o'nine on Tue Feb 12, 2013 3:12 pm

^ Sometimes Cries


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Ravi Oli wrote: I was trying to figure the new headdress and just noticed the new sig... white smoke from me. :haha:
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Re: Lies!

Postby Roy Hunter on Tue Feb 12, 2013 3:43 pm

^ isn't concealing an enormous knork under that headdress.
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Re: Lies!

Postby pieces o'nine on Tue Feb 12, 2013 3:44 pm

^ has knorks on the brain.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Ravi Oli on Tue Feb 12, 2013 5:05 pm

Unlike Roy ^ was breast-fed.
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Re: Lies!

Postby daftbeaker on Tue Feb 12, 2013 5:25 pm

^ thinks 'breast feeding' means eating his hamburger off a pair of knorks.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Ravi Oli on Wed Feb 13, 2013 3:19 am

^ wouldn't like to try that ^ himself.
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