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Postby Roy Hunter on Mon Feb 04, 2013 5:31 am

^ is denying the gravity of the situation.
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Re: Lies!

Postby black bart on Mon Feb 04, 2013 5:50 am

^talking of camels...^'s running because he doesn't want to get an ugly one.
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Postby Ravi Oli on Mon Feb 04, 2013 5:58 am

^ thinks only camels have camel toes.
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Postby black bart on Mon Feb 04, 2013 6:03 am

^Talk about mud flaps, his girl's got em...
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Postby Ravi Oli on Mon Feb 04, 2013 6:15 am

^ once had a girl he called "Dumbo" he could make fly with a feather.
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Re: Lies!

Postby black bart on Tue Feb 05, 2013 7:00 am

^was delivered by a Stork called Brian
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Re: Lies!

Postby Ravi Oli on Wed Feb 06, 2013 5:20 pm

^ wasn't part of the whistle chorus in Life of Brian...

Life's a piece of shit
When you look at it
Life's a laugh and death's a joke, it's true.
You'll see it's all a show
Keep 'em laughing as you go
Just remember that the last laugh is on you. :haha:
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Re: Lies!

Postby black bart on Thu Feb 07, 2013 6:31 am

^was not distracted by the other video on that page "Maintain Eye Contact, Mission Impossible" which features a magnificent cleavage and guys trying not to look whilst in conversation.
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Re: Lies!

Postby DavidH on Thu Feb 07, 2013 11:27 am

I wonder what they were talking about... no, actually I don't give a damn, I was watching the cleavage.
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Re: Lies!

Postby black bart on Fri Feb 08, 2013 6:35 am

^Remembered to lie
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Postby DavidH on Fri Feb 08, 2013 8:11 am

^ Has replayed that 18 times since breakfast.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Ravi Oli on Fri Feb 08, 2013 8:48 am

^ can't sign 'knorks' in at least 45 different languages.
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Re: Lies!

Postby gronank on Fri Feb 08, 2013 4:34 pm

^Thinks the greatest scientist in the world is named Al and has co-authored almost every paper ever.
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Postby Ravi Oli on Fri Feb 08, 2013 5:12 pm

^ has collected all the works of Al's brother Anon and is the founding member of the Al Anon Fan Club.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Roy Hunter on Fri Feb 08, 2013 5:51 pm

^ looked right through the stacks for a book by ibid. but never found it.
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