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Re: Lies!

Postby black bart on Wed Jan 30, 2013 7:18 am

^will only do it with the Fez on
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Re: Lies!

Postby Ravi Oli on Wed Jan 30, 2013 5:04 pm

^ isn't convinced everyone thinks him quite debonaire when he's wearing his fez.
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Re: Lies!

Postby pieces o'nine on Wed Jan 30, 2013 9:53 pm

^ thinks fezzes are cool.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Roy Hunter on Thu Jan 31, 2013 3:31 am

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Re: Lies!

Postby pieces o'nine on Thu Jan 31, 2013 8:59 pm

^ Will be paying for my therapy until ^ that has been successfully wiped from my memory. :shocked:
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Re: Lies!

Postby Ravi Oli on Fri Feb 01, 2013 4:05 am

^ wasn't in therapy long before watching Roy's link.
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Re: Lies!

Postby DavidH on Fri Feb 01, 2013 6:31 am

^ Will be in permanent shock after this one:
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Re: Lies!

Postby black bart on Fri Feb 01, 2013 7:07 am

^Sold his wife and his camel at 'The Old Bazaar' in Cairo (only last week).
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Re: Lies!

Postby Almighty Doer of Stuff on Fri Feb 01, 2013 11:45 am

^'s wife IS a camel.
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Re: Lies!

Postby daftbeaker on Fri Feb 01, 2013 12:04 pm

^ swapped his wife for a camel and a packet of figs.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Ravi Oli on Sat Feb 02, 2013 11:03 pm

^ gives the impression he doesn't give a fig about anything.

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Re: Lies!

Postby pieces o'nine on Sun Feb 03, 2013 6:37 pm

^ Ioves long life better than figs
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Re: Lies!

Postby Edd on Sun Feb 03, 2013 6:40 pm

^ lives and loves for figs.
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Re: Lies!

Postby pieces o'nine on Sun Feb 03, 2013 7:41 pm

^ Code name: NEWTON
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Re: Lies!

Postby Ravi Oli on Mon Feb 04, 2013 4:43 am

^ wonders if it was really a fig and not an apple that dropped on Newton.
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