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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Sun Jan 27, 2013 9:52 pm

Roy Hunter wrote:Perfectly peril-free, PeteThePirate.

Awesome alliteration, as always.

:welcome:



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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby IspywithmeI » Mon Jan 28, 2013 3:27 am

I've heard roomers that iamtoo is back. He seems to go by another name that starts with that witch is most important:I :fsm_float:
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Mad Willyum Bonney » Mon Jan 28, 2013 4:51 am

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby IspywithmeI » Mon Jan 28, 2013 6:25 am

He shall be called one. And he will write:
1111111111111111 1 we are all 1

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby daftbeaker » Wed Jan 30, 2013 4:49 pm

Clearly spam.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Thu Jan 31, 2013 2:13 am

Clearly confusing.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Thu Jan 31, 2013 3:48 am

May I extend a most welcome greeting to all new forum members who are actually interested in engaging in conversation or lurking in the background, and a hearty "Go Away!" to all you spambots.





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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby pieces o'nine » Thu Jan 31, 2013 8:42 pm

Wot thee Rev said. :fsm_yarr:
Welcome, ye scurvy newe recruits!
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Dechujoh64 » Thu Jan 31, 2013 11:58 pm

pieces o'nine wrote:Wot thee Rev said. :fsm_yarr:
Welcome, ye scurvy newe recruits!


Oh, come on I was just about to post. just kidding.
But from this point on I shall :lurk: no more,and post regularly.

right now all I can say is Hi,nice to meet you.
Rev. Rowan Redbeard wrote:May I extend a most welcome greeting to all new forum members who are actually interested in engaging in conversation or lurking in the background.(and a hearty "Go Away!" to all you spambots.[don't need that for me])
By the way, if you're a real person, we would love to have you join into the conversation, start new threads, and bring life back to this forum. We need new blood, as long as you can remain polite while having disagreements.


Thank You, Rev. Rowan Redbeard, I plan on it.

And may the pasta be with you.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Sat Feb 02, 2013 8:00 pm

Welcome, DecujoforcryinoutloudhowamIsupposedtorememberanamelikethat, I hope to see you and all those other n00bs in the forums soon, and frequently!
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
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Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick

OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
-- Dr. Joy

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Edd » Sun Feb 03, 2013 7:04 pm

Dechujoh64 wrote:
pieces o'nine wrote:Wot thee Rev said. :fsm_yarr:
Welcome, ye scurvy newe recruits!


Oh, come on I was just about to post. just kidding.
But from this point on I shall :lurk: no more,and post regularly.

right now all I can say is Hi,nice to meet you.
Rev. Rowan Redbeard wrote:May I extend a most welcome greeting to all new forum members who are actually interested in engaging in conversation or lurking in the background.(and a hearty "Go Away!" to all you spambots.[don't need that for me])
By the way, if you're a real person, we would love to have you join into the conversation, start new threads, and bring life back to this forum. We need new blood, as long as you can remain polite while having disagreements.


Thank You, Rev. Rowan Redbeard, I plan on it.

And may the pasta be with you.
RAmen



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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby pieces o'nine » Sun Feb 03, 2013 7:52 pm

That were beeyootiful, Edd.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Roy Hunter » Mon Feb 04, 2013 5:25 am

As fine a piece of theological thinking as I have ever read. Hi Edd!
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Helium Hands » Mon Feb 04, 2013 5:38 am

Uhm.
So, hello. I am the mighty Helium Hands, Smacker of the Wicked and Saint of Mausolea. Early morning greetings to you all.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Nucleus » Wed Feb 06, 2013 12:08 am

Hello, I am the mighty Nucleus. I do not seem to be able to think of something to express as of the current moment other than a kind greeting. May we all be touched by his noodly appendage.


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