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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby daftbeaker on Wed Jan 30, 2013 4:49 pm

Clearly spam.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial on Thu Jan 31, 2013 2:13 am

Clearly confusing.
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
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Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
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English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Thu Jan 31, 2013 3:48 am

May I extend a most welcome greeting to all new forum members who are actually interested in engaging in conversation or lurking in the background, and a hearty "Go Away!" to all you spambots.





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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby pieces o'nine on Thu Jan 31, 2013 8:42 pm

Wot thee Rev said. :fsm_yarr:
Welcome, ye scurvy newe recruits!
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Dechujoh64 on Thu Jan 31, 2013 11:58 pm

pieces o'nine wrote:Wot thee Rev said. :fsm_yarr:
Welcome, ye scurvy newe recruits!


Oh, come on I was just about to post. just kidding.
But from this point on I shall :lurk: no more,and post regularly.

right now all I can say is Hi,nice to meet you.
Rev. Rowan Redbeard wrote:May I extend a most welcome greeting to all new forum members who are actually interested in engaging in conversation or lurking in the background.(and a hearty "Go Away!" to all you spambots.[don't need that for me])
By the way, if you're a real person, we would love to have you join into the conversation, start new threads, and bring life back to this forum. We need new blood, as long as you can remain polite while having disagreements.


Thank You, Rev. Rowan Redbeard, I plan on it.

And may the pasta be with you.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial on Sat Feb 02, 2013 8:00 pm

Welcome, DecujoforcryinoutloudhowamIsupposedtorememberanamelikethat, I hope to see you and all those other n00bs in the forums soon, and frequently!
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
-- Dr. Joy
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Edd on Sun Feb 03, 2013 7:04 pm

Dechujoh64 wrote:
pieces o'nine wrote:Wot thee Rev said. :fsm_yarr:
Welcome, ye scurvy newe recruits!


Oh, come on I was just about to post. just kidding.
But from this point on I shall :lurk: no more,and post regularly.

right now all I can say is Hi,nice to meet you.
Rev. Rowan Redbeard wrote:May I extend a most welcome greeting to all new forum members who are actually interested in engaging in conversation or lurking in the background.(and a hearty "Go Away!" to all you spambots.[don't need that for me])
By the way, if you're a real person, we would love to have you join into the conversation, start new threads, and bring life back to this forum. We need new blood, as long as you can remain polite while having disagreements.


Thank You, Rev. Rowan Redbeard, I plan on it.

And may the pasta be with you.
RAmen



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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby pieces o'nine on Sun Feb 03, 2013 7:52 pm

That were beeyootiful, Edd.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Roy Hunter on Mon Feb 04, 2013 5:25 am

As fine a piece of theological thinking as I have ever read. Hi Edd!
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Helium Hands on Mon Feb 04, 2013 5:38 am

Uhm.
So, hello. I am the mighty Helium Hands, Smacker of the Wicked and Saint of Mausolea. Early morning greetings to you all.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Nucleus on Wed Feb 06, 2013 12:08 am

Hello, I am the mighty Nucleus. I do not seem to be able to think of something to express as of the current moment other than a kind greeting. May we all be touched by his noodly appendage.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial on Wed Feb 06, 2013 1:33 am

And hello to you, mighty Helium Hands. Make yourself at home.
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
-- Dr. Joy
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby TheDream on Wed Feb 06, 2013 7:02 am

Hey all! Iam just another newbie - so "hi"...and...uhm, see you soon in another thread I guess ... greetings
This is my simple religion. There is no need for temples; no need for complicated philosophy. Our own brain, our own heart is our temple; the philosophy is kindness.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Saint Glinglin on Thu Feb 07, 2013 2:52 pm

Hello, happy believers !

I am a french pastafarian seeking for french pastafarians.

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Almighty Doer of Stuff on Thu Feb 07, 2013 7:10 pm

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