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The Continuous Salty Tale
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale
by Roy Hunter on Thu Jan 24, 2013 4:32 pm
...Hot and Cold and Sweet and Sour Soup, now with added Umami...
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
unkle vanya
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
unkle vanya
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale
by Almighty Doer of Stuff on Thu Jan 24, 2013 10:57 pm
...and added horse feces...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale
by black bart on Fri Jan 25, 2013 8:41 am
...wot thee ell be an orse doin on me shyppe cried thee Cap'n...an wots that Tiger doin in thee life boat...
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale
by Roy Hunter on Fri Jan 25, 2013 8:54 am
"Ee's 'idin frum thee Owl and thee Pussycat, Cap'n," said Bosun 'Iggs, "The buggers keep spitting 'airballs an' owl pellets at 'im, an' 'e's a sinsitive sowl is Richard Parker"...
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
unkle vanya
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
unkle vanya
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale
by black bart on Mon Jan 28, 2013 5:40 am
..."I don't beleeeve it", said Cap'n Meldrew, an wiv that he...
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale
by Griffin on Tue Jan 29, 2013 2:01 am
....shed his outer skin and turned into a ....................
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale
by Mad Willyum Bonney on Tue Jan 29, 2013 4:44 am
... pub along thee side street and proceeded to ...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale
by black bart on Wed Jan 30, 2013 7:16 am
...serve thee punters a terrible broo called...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale
by Ravi Oli on Wed Jan 30, 2013 5:08 pm
...Tiger Piss...
Send lawyers, guns and money...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale
by black bart on Fri Feb 01, 2013 7:00 am
...wot tasted not hunlike...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale
by Almighty Doer of Stuff on Fri Feb 01, 2013 11:16 am
...Tiger Piss...
!!!@#@#@#@#@!!! CAUTION: THIS PERSON DOES NOT KNOW WHAT HE IS TALKING ABOUT. DISREGARD ANY APPEALS TO AUTHORITY, EXPERIENCE, OR ROMANTIC PROWESS. ANY CORRECT INFORMATION YOU RECEIVE FROM THIS MAN IS PURELY COINCIDENTAL. !!!@#@#@#@#@!!!
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Download The Loose Canon, a deliciously holy book compiled by members of Our Noodly Lord's congregation!
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The Almighty Website of Stuff
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale
by Griffin on Sun Feb 03, 2013 1:40 am
......and wer the color o' ....................
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale
by Roy Hunter on Sun Feb 03, 2013 8:37 am
...Tiger Piss...
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
unkle vanya
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
unkle vanya
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale
by black bart on Mon Feb 04, 2013 5:14 am
...'awrightee', said thee Cap'n, 'We'll call it: Tyger Beer...and thee rest is history...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale
by Roy Hunter on Mon Feb 04, 2013 5:36 am
"Where d'ye get this stuff?" the Cap'n asked the barman (whose name was Richard Parker)...
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
unkle vanya
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
unkle vanya
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