A prayer for the new born

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A prayer for the new born

Postby shagy on Mon Jan 28, 2013 8:55 am

does we have any prayer for a new born?
as i my first son been borned last month i wanted to say a prayer for him in the next gathering of our family and friends.
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Re: A prayer for the new born

Postby Cardinal Fang on Mon Jan 28, 2013 7:32 pm

How about:

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Touch <insert sprog's name> with your noodly appendage and bless him/her/it.

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Re: A prayer for the new born

Postby Almighty Doer of Stuff on Mon Jan 28, 2013 9:56 pm

Perhaps throw in a bit of vain hope:

"May this child never grow throughout his/her/its entire life. Ramen!"
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Re: A prayer for the new born

Postby shagy on Mon Feb 04, 2013 1:27 pm

sounds good, need to tranlate it to hebrew for the ceremony :)
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