Lies!

[Ravi Oli]

^ knows what it's like to be the bad man, to be the sad man, behind blue eyes

[daftbeaker]

^ has a squeezebox.

[Roy Hunter]

^ never sleeps at night

[Almighty Doer of Stuff]

But just the same, ^ never weeps at night, ^ calls ^^'s name.

[pieces o'nine]

^ Aweemaway, aweemaways because the lions sleeps tonight.

[Almighty Doer of Stuff]

^ thinks Jim is who's playing the guitar.

[pieces o'nine]

^ knows very well that Jim is a doctor, not a musician.

[black bart]

^likes to dress up as Scotty and shout "beam me up Jim!".

[Roy Hunter]

^ likes to phone minicab companies and say "This is James T. Hendrix of the Starship Third Stone From The Sun, Baby. I need a cab to take me to a mountain, so I can stand up next to it and chop it down with the edge of my hand. Groovy, man. Far out".

[Ravi Oli]

Once while in a purple haze ^ fitted a wah-wah pedal to his base and claimed a voodoo child made him do it.

[Roy Hunter]

Once while in a purple haze ^ fitted a wah-wah pedal to his base and claimed a voodoo child made him do it.

Lies, Ravi. They're supposed to be lies.

This is my pedal board:



The white one marked 'CryBaby' is my wah-wah pedal.

^ Once played hide-and-seek with Roger Daltrey, and won by hiding up Pete Townsend's nose.

[pieces o'nine]

^ Refused to evolve to bi-pedal; prefers to remain quadrupedal.

[Ravi Oli]

^ claims to have forgotten how to ride when told to 'get on her bike'.

[pieces o'nine]

^ is starting to show real insight

[Almighty Doer of Stuff]

^shows reels 'o uvver peeples baby moovees t' 'er croo as punishmint.