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Postby Ravi Oli on Sun Jan 20, 2013 4:22 pm

^ knows what it's like to be the bad man, to be the sad man, behind blue eyes
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Re: Lies!

Postby daftbeaker on Sun Jan 20, 2013 4:45 pm

^ has a squeezebox.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Roy Hunter on Sun Jan 20, 2013 5:38 pm

^ never sleeps at night
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Almighty Doer of Stuff on Sun Jan 20, 2013 5:47 pm

But just the same, ^ never weeps at night, ^ calls ^^'s name.
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Re: Lies!

Postby pieces o'nine on Sun Jan 20, 2013 5:58 pm

^ Aweemaway, aweemaways because the lions sleeps tonight.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Almighty Doer of Stuff on Sun Jan 20, 2013 6:05 pm

^ thinks Jim is who's playing the guitar.
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Re: Lies!

Postby pieces o'nine on Sun Jan 20, 2013 6:10 pm

^ knows very well that Jim is a doctor, not a musician.
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Re: Lies!

Postby black bart on Mon Jan 21, 2013 7:13 am

^likes to dress up as Scotty and shout "beam me up Jim!".
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Re: Lies!

Postby Roy Hunter on Mon Jan 21, 2013 9:51 am

^ likes to phone minicab companies and say "This is James T. Hendrix of the Starship Third Stone From The Sun, Baby. I need a cab to take me to a mountain, so I can stand up next to it and chop it down with the edge of my hand. Groovy, man. Far out".
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"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Ravi Oli on Mon Jan 21, 2013 5:07 pm

Once while in a purple haze ^ fitted a wah-wah pedal to his base and claimed a voodoo child made him do it.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Roy Hunter on Mon Jan 21, 2013 6:06 pm

Ravi Oli wrote:Once while in a purple haze ^ fitted a wah-wah pedal to his base and claimed a voodoo child made him do it.
Lies, Ravi. They're supposed to be lies.

This is my pedal board:

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The white one marked 'CryBaby' is my wah-wah pedal.

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"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
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Postby pieces o'nine on Mon Jan 21, 2013 10:26 pm

^ Refused to evolve to bi-pedal; prefers to remain quadrupedal.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Ravi Oli on Wed Jan 23, 2013 5:30 pm

^ claims to have forgotten how to ride when told to 'get on her bike'.
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Re: Lies!

Postby pieces o'nine on Wed Jan 23, 2013 9:14 pm

^ is starting to show real insight
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Re: Lies!

Postby Almighty Doer of Stuff on Wed Jan 23, 2013 10:35 pm

^shows reels 'o uvver peeples baby moovees t' 'er croo as punishmint.
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