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Re: Lies!

Postby Roy Hunter on Thu Jan 10, 2013 9:29 am

^ has his own taxonomic classification. In the monotremes department.
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Re: Lies!

Postby black bart on Thu Jan 10, 2013 10:51 am

^is a new species
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Re: Lies!

Postby Ravi Oli on Thu Jan 10, 2013 10:56 am

^ doesn't believe mononucleosis is a breeding pair of platypii.
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Re: Lies!

Postby black bart on Thu Jan 10, 2013 11:14 am

^dispelled the myth of 'The Loch Ness Moster" by proving that it was actually a random flotilla of knorks.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Roy Hunter on Thu Jan 10, 2013 1:19 pm

^ didn't just mention knorks again. :facepalm:
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Re: Lies!

Postby daftbeaker on Thu Jan 10, 2013 4:20 pm

^ does knork understand what Bart's problem is.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Roy Hunter on Thu Jan 10, 2013 6:35 pm

^ is knorking it before ^ tries it.
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Re: Lies!

Postby pieces o'nine on Fri Jan 11, 2013 1:03 am

^ has always wanted to be the Duke of Knork.
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Re: Lies!

Postby DavidH on Fri Jan 11, 2013 6:01 am

^ Likes this quote from Graham Greene - "You cannot conceive, nor can I, of the appalling strangeness of the mercy of God."
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Re: Lies!

Postby black bart on Fri Jan 11, 2013 7:10 am

^Remembers this quote from Abraham Lincoln:

With Malice toward none, with charity for all, with firmness in the right, as God gives us to see the right, let us strive on to finish the work we are in, to bind up the nation's wounds...good god, look at the knorks on that!!!!
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Re: Lies!

Postby Ravi Oli on Fri Jan 11, 2013 3:56 pm

^ wears a snorkel so he doesn't have to come up for air.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Almighty Doer of Stuff on Fri Jan 11, 2013 5:49 pm

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Re: Lies!

Postby black bart on Mon Jan 14, 2013 8:14 am

^Put the knork in the sknorkle and the skram in the rama lama ding dong
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Re: Lies!

Postby Roy Hunter on Mon Jan 14, 2013 8:18 am

^ put the ... in Scunthorpe... Oh, never mind...
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Re: Lies!

Postby black bart on Mon Jan 14, 2013 8:26 am

^put the ...in Wankdorf...Ooooh Misses!
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