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The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
by Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Wed Dec 19, 2012 11:22 pm
Oh! I nearly forgot.
Welcome, all ye new pirates and Pastafarians!
Welcome, all ye new pirates and Pastafarians!
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The poster takes no responsibility for any offense taken where none was meant.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
by gnossos on Thu Dec 20, 2012 4:26 pm
Thanks
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
by tisme on Thu Dec 27, 2012 5:08 am
Instead of a prayer just all get a bit of spaghetti (because that's what you should be eating on these occasions) and all suck in together. That slurping sound should be a prayer on its own.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
by P V Pattooie on Sat Dec 29, 2012 2:56 pm
Hello all! P V Pattooie here and I'm pleased to find this place and meet all of you. His Noodly Appendage just got to be too much to ignore, so here I am. I'm thrilled to have finally found the guts to do as I am needed to do.
I have to admit at first I was somehwat turned off by some of the smilies here, but by gum they just grow on you as you outgrow the other stuff, don't they. I just can't wait to fully embrace the teachings of the FSM.
I have to admit at first I was somehwat turned off by some of the smilies here, but by gum they just grow on you as you outgrow the other stuff, don't they. I just can't wait to fully embrace the teachings of the FSM.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
by mahasiswi on Mon Dec 31, 2012 4:11 am
Hello, I'm from Jakarta - Indonesia ( do you even know where is it? :D )
I'm a college student and hope to learn a better english while posting here..
I'm a college student and hope to learn a better english while posting here..
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
by Crbreingan on Mon Dec 31, 2012 12:10 pm
Hi all,
I'm a relatively new convert to the church. I had never heard of the FSM before until I was debating a Christian about the existence of God in my college ethics class. The professor suggested that I take a look at the FSM. And I was overwhelmed with joy to see such an organization existed and that there were so many supporters of our great and starchy lord.
I'm looking forward to discussing the church and hopefully contributing to the future of the church.
Thanks.
I'm a relatively new convert to the church. I had never heard of the FSM before until I was debating a Christian about the existence of God in my college ethics class. The professor suggested that I take a look at the FSM. And I was overwhelmed with joy to see such an organization existed and that there were so many supporters of our great and starchy lord.
I'm looking forward to discussing the church and hopefully contributing to the future of the church.
Thanks.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
by tisme on Mon Dec 31, 2012 12:23 pm
Hello and yes, south of Singapore and north of Christmas Island.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
by ET, the Extra Terrestrial on Mon Dec 31, 2012 3:26 pm
Welcome, mahasiswi and Crbreingan! Happy new yarrrgh!
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
-- Dr. Joy
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
-- Dr. Joy
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
by Francisco Rodriguez on Fri Jan 04, 2013 5:38 pm
Hi my name is Francisco Rodriguez. Just call me Frank.
I have message for the Council of the Olive Garden.
The Iglesia Pastafari (Spanish Church of FSM) is interested in translating The Loose Canon.
They already translated the Gospel of FSM.
Please reach out.
Frank
I have message for the Council of the Olive Garden.
The Iglesia Pastafari (Spanish Church of FSM) is interested in translating The Loose Canon.
They already translated the Gospel of FSM.
Please reach out.
Frank
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
by lost on Fri Jan 04, 2013 8:24 pm
I was lost but not so much anymore...probably a little befuddled tho
Give me wine or give me death...preferably a nice cabernet, no white unless I'm in a reflective mood and if you give me a rosé I may have to kill you
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
by Ghost on Sat Jan 05, 2013 3:33 am
Greetings. I have recently converted to a Pastafarian. :)
I don't really have much else to say, but Happy Friday, and RAmen to all of you!
I don't really have much else to say, but Happy Friday, and RAmen to all of you!
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
by Arkaeon on Sat Jan 05, 2013 1:29 pm
Welcome to the forums! Here there be all kinds of true believers, doubters of everything, rationalists, irrationalists, pirates, myths, jokes, games, a cabin boy with a Jyant Hat, a dog named Milo, and even a guest shaman who sometimes writes long-winded apologetics of natural philosophy. Have fun and welcome to the party:)
In case you didn't realize it, I DO have a sense of humor. How about you?
"I will not fear. Fear is the mind-killer... I will face my fear. I will let it pass over and through me, and when it has gone, only I will remain." --The Bene Gesserit
"Time is a spiral. Space is a curve. I know you get dizzy, but try not to lose your nerve." -- Neil Peart
"I'm not in the ship. I am the ship." -- River Tam
"The truth is simple. It's the lies that get complicated." -- me
"No matter where you go, there you are." --Buckaroo Banzai
"I will not fear. Fear is the mind-killer... I will face my fear. I will let it pass over and through me, and when it has gone, only I will remain." --The Bene Gesserit
"Time is a spiral. Space is a curve. I know you get dizzy, but try not to lose your nerve." -- Neil Peart
"I'm not in the ship. I am the ship." -- River Tam
"The truth is simple. It's the lies that get complicated." -- me
"No matter where you go, there you are." --Buckaroo Banzai
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
by pontiaspirate on Mon Jan 07, 2013 8:51 pm
finally read the gospel and have some interesting correlations to post. empirical evidence is rad. word Y'all- pontiaspirate
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
by chutz on Thu Jan 10, 2013 5:00 pm
Good Afternoon shipmates,
I am Chutz of the Clan Ponderosa. Arrrrrrgh.
Anyone have a good idea for a lawn sign? I live on an intersection with two large church complexes. "Lutherans to the left of me, Catholics to the right. Here I am stuck in the middle with the FSM". Looking for an attractive FSM sign that's pretty robust and cheap.
Chutz
"Grasp at the noodly appendage while ye may."
I am Chutz of the Clan Ponderosa. Arrrrrrgh.
Anyone have a good idea for a lawn sign? I live on an intersection with two large church complexes. "Lutherans to the left of me, Catholics to the right. Here I am stuck in the middle with the FSM". Looking for an attractive FSM sign that's pretty robust and cheap.
Chutz
"Grasp at the noodly appendage while ye may."
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
by FriendlyPie on Sat Jan 12, 2013 5:44 pm
Hello there! I'm Charlie.
I have recently converted to Pastafarianism.
This is my first post.
Um.
I have recently converted to Pastafarianism.
This is my first post.
Um.
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