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The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
by bil on Wed Dec 05, 2012 6:07 am
Greetings fellow believers. I was delighted to find this site and especially the certificate of ordination. About time we gave the false religions a run for their money.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
by ET, the Extra Terrestrial on Wed Dec 05, 2012 10:21 pm
Welcome, young bil. Sniff around the threads and make yourself at home.
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
-- Dr. Joy
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
-- Dr. Joy
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
by amouses on Sun Dec 09, 2012 5:53 pm
Hello from Marcus.
Although I became a Pastafarian Minister a while back this is my first post.
I look forward to a long life of support and service to the Church of the FSM
Although I became a Pastafarian Minister a while back this is my first post.
I look forward to a long life of support and service to the Church of the FSM
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
by ET, the Extra Terrestrial on Mon Dec 10, 2012 12:47 am
Hello and welcome, Marcus amouses.
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
-- Dr. Joy
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
-- Dr. Joy
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
by Thunder0az on Mon Dec 10, 2012 11:05 pm
May we all be touched by his noodely appendages, me expecially since i would like to join, thx- Thunder0az
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
by Mad Willyum Bonney on Mon Dec 10, 2012 11:55 pm
Thee harrbour be open to all matey !
Remembering St. John
Remembering Auntie DeeDee
Remembering times of innocence
Remembering Auntie DeeDee
Remembering times of innocence
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
by sngrzr on Mon Dec 17, 2012 7:29 pm
My first "first post" has been approved but never appeared.
So I try it again.
Just wanted to tell you about my chriFSMas song:
http://www.cosy.sbg.ac.at/~rkutil/fsmsong.html
So I try it again.
Just wanted to tell you about my chriFSMas song:
http://www.cosy.sbg.ac.at/~rkutil/fsmsong.html
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
by Naelin on Wed Dec 19, 2012 2:07 am
Hello, m'a hearties.
It take me a shameful amount of time to figure out that there was a forum
It's somewhat funny to be posting here for the very first time while fixing a pirate parrot plushie and listening to a pirate-themed band~
see ya~
It take me a shameful amount of time to figure out that there was a forum
It's somewhat funny to be posting here for the very first time while fixing a pirate parrot plushie and listening to a pirate-themed band~
see ya~
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
by cindyjohn on Wed Dec 19, 2012 4:11 am
Happy Birthday Forum!
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
by DavidH on Wed Dec 19, 2012 8:20 am
Welcome cindyjohn! Thanks for the birthday wishes, although I had no idea we had a birthday. 
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
by gnossos on Wed Dec 19, 2012 12:26 pm
OK, so I want to do a search here..arrgh!
Holiday Dinner is approaching and I would like a nice grace, prayer or something appropriate... Search for Grace, Prayer or whatever is too common?
thanks
g
Holiday Dinner is approaching and I would like a nice grace, prayer or something appropriate... Search for Grace, Prayer or whatever is too common?
thanks
g
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
by (Rev) Thorne on Wed Dec 19, 2012 6:02 pm
OK, OK, I got it!
Converted a few years ago but just recently got out of the closet (galley?). Needed to post a theological question but gotta start here or else I won't be able to solve a crisis of faith. Which is a bit disquieting since I was recently ordained.
So, do I get leave to post elsewhere now and get on with my life?
Noodles of blessings upon thee,
James Q. Thorne (Rev.)
Converted a few years ago but just recently got out of the closet (galley?). Needed to post a theological question but gotta start here or else I won't be able to solve a crisis of faith. Which is a bit disquieting since I was recently ordained.
So, do I get leave to post elsewhere now and get on with my life?
Noodles of blessings upon thee,
James Q. Thorne (Rev.)
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
by Nef Yoo BlackBeard on Wed Dec 19, 2012 9:09 pm
rrrrr
Oooooooooo........ooooooooo..oooooooooooo
Nooooooooooooo.........oooooooooooooooo..oooooo
tha worl gunna be ovfer a gun !
Yup!
onna fwiday !
Ye kin et alla kandees peetzers an stuff ya wan !
Oooooooooo........ooooooooo..oooooooooooo
Nooooooooooooo.........oooooooooooooooo..oooooo
tha worl gunna be ovfer a gun !
Yup!
onna fwiday !
Ye kin et alla kandees peetzers an stuff ya wan !
cabin boy fir hyer. jyint hat no hextra charj.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
by Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Wed Dec 19, 2012 11:20 pm
gnossos wrote:OK, so I want to do a search here..arrgh!
Holiday Dinner is approaching and I would like a nice grace, prayer or something appropriate... Search for Grace, Prayer or whatever is too common?
thanks
g
Searching for anything at all is too common here. We've got way too many posts for the search function to parse.
Here's the one I came up with:
O! Great Flying Spaghetti Monster
Mother of Meatballs
Father of Fettuccini
The Alphredo and the Omega
R'Amen!
—Captain the Reverend C.S. Rowan, Esq., Gentleman Pirate
"Thank you for calling Evil Incorporated. How may I misdirect your call?"
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The poster takes no responsibility for any offense taken where none was meant.
"Thank you for calling Evil Incorporated. How may I misdirect your call?"
By reading this post, you agree that you are solely responsible for your reaction to it.
The poster takes no responsibility for any offense taken where none was meant.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
by Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Wed Dec 19, 2012 11:22 pm
Oh! I nearly forgot.
Welcome, all ye new pirates and Pastafarians!
Welcome, all ye new pirates and Pastafarians!
—Captain the Reverend C.S. Rowan, Esq., Gentleman Pirate
"Thank you for calling Evil Incorporated. How may I misdirect your call?"
By reading this post, you agree that you are solely responsible for your reaction to it.
The poster takes no responsibility for any offense taken where none was meant.
"Thank you for calling Evil Incorporated. How may I misdirect your call?"
By reading this post, you agree that you are solely responsible for your reaction to it.
The poster takes no responsibility for any offense taken where none was meant.
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