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Re: Lies!

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Wed Dec 19, 2012 11:11 pm

Yerrrrrr mummy sez ye wuzz a goode buoy an nebber bin baaaaaand ....rrr rrrrr...
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Re: Lies!

Postby Ravi Oli » Thu Dec 20, 2012 12:17 am

^ didn't see mummy kissing Santa Claus underneath the mistletoe last year.
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Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Thu Dec 20, 2012 12:22 am

Hoo !

unca Wahbi ! Hy band ya!rrrrrrrr!
an ye a lyerr pants on fyarr.!
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Re: Lies!

Postby black bart » Wed Jan 02, 2013 8:34 am

^Didn't get pushed into the Fish Head Stoo on Monkey Eve.
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Re: Lies!

Postby DavidH » Thu Jan 03, 2013 10:52 am

^ Did get pushed into the Fish Head Stoo on Monkey Eve. :haha:
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Re: Lies!

Postby black bart » Fri Jan 04, 2013 6:18 am

^Enjoyed his "Fyshe Substitute with Hextra Weevils" starter on Christmas day.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Ravi Oli » Fri Jan 04, 2013 10:31 am

^didn't knock off the eggnog and cookies left out for Santa.
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Re: Lies!

Postby black bart » Mon Jan 07, 2013 6:57 am

(actually it was Armagnac and a Mince Pie)

^Didn't eat all the pies.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Roy Hunter » Mon Jan 07, 2013 9:00 am

^ really left Armagnac out for Santa (and not Tesco's cooking brandy).
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Re: Lies!

Postby DavidH » Mon Jan 07, 2013 9:11 am

^ Really believes there is a difference.
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Re: Lies!

Postby black bart » Tue Jan 08, 2013 6:19 am

^Is expecting Roy and me to come round for a glass or to of the finest spirits and has hidden his 30 year old malt.
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Re: Lies!

Postby DavidH » Tue Jan 08, 2013 9:10 am

^ Doesn't deserve 30-year-old malt but is welcome to an Asda Japanese scotch.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Roy Hunter » Tue Jan 08, 2013 9:19 am

^ prefers the Japanese Scotch that comes from India.
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Re: Lies!

Postby black bart » Wed Jan 09, 2013 7:59 am

^Doesn't agree with the proposed Scottish Whisky tax... :furious: £1 a bottle!!!!
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Re: Lies!

Postby Ravi Oli » Thu Jan 10, 2013 3:54 am

^ finds it quite taxing just scratching himself.
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