The Continuous Salty Tale

[Griffin]

............Dumb Ways to Die and clicked play.............

[Mad Willyum Bonney]

... rushing rule it ! Wiff a fully loaded shiny bright ...

[black bart]

............Dumb Ways to Die and clicked play.............

That's lovely...

back to tale:

...shiny bright cannon, pointing straight at his...

[Mad Willyum Bonney]

... outer limits and ...

[Ravi Oli]

...maid 'im start un controlablee shakin' and cryin' owt "They call it nutbush, oh nutbush...They call it nutbush city limits"...

[black bart]

...wiv 'Mark Bosun' on guitar an thee luverlee 'Tina Turnher about Starboard' on vocals it was bound ta be a huge Shanty Hit wiv thee lads on board...

[Nef Yoo BlackBeard]

...me shup ! Tha lollypoppe !
umm tha worl gunna ind !
ummm i coman ta et lotza choclet kandeez an stuff !

rrrrrrrrrrrr

[black bart]

...after four weeks on Skull Island, Nef Yoo was still alive...but only just...suddenly...

[Mad Willyum Bonney]

... A SHIP ! On thee oiriz ... oar risin...in thee distink , dis....

OUT YONDARR ! It was Thee Big Brenda ! Shirley my dear , NefYoo shall be rescued !
Thee Big Brenda!
Captained by thee very naughty Black Bart ! Once , uponst being caught cheating at thee parrlour game of solitaire , he ...

[black bart]

...it was someone else wot had cheated..."but it be solitaire", protested thee First Mate, "there aint anybody else playin!" With that Bart...

[Ravi Oli]

...sed "Double or nuthin" then me Matey...

[black bart]

...an he got thrown over board...twice! The second time Bart had barely hit thee water when an enormous...

[Mad Willyum Bonney]

... wave of guilt almost affected ...

[Ravi Oli]

...thee larst contributer's consentrayshun as 'e agen thummed threw 'is fav'rit Playbilge 'hartickals' ...

[black bart]

...thee 'Reader's Wives' sekshun, where various hanonimouse wenches confessed to their darkest...