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Re: Lies!
by Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Wed Nov 28, 2012 4:17 pm
^ took an ax and cleaved a pallet.
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Re: Lies!
by Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Wed Nov 28, 2012 4:19 pm
^ didn't accidentally double post.
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Re: Lies!
by black bart on Thu Nov 29, 2012 11:59 am
^always orders a double, gets double vision and then orders a double double
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Re: Lies!
by Ravi Oli on Fri Nov 30, 2012 4:33 am
^ chants "Double, double toil and trouble; Fire burn, and caldron bubble..." as he brews a batch o' fish'ead stoo. Apparently it's a family tradition.
Send lawyers, guns and money...
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Re: Lies!
by Roy Hunter on Fri Nov 30, 2012 6:53 am
^ Isn't thinking about Lara Croft.
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
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"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
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Re: Lies!
by black bart on Tue Dec 04, 2012 9:06 am
^Didn't think Lara's Knorks could get any bigger after Tomb Raider 3.
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Re: Lies!
by black bart on Wed Dec 05, 2012 10:16 am
^is Lara Croft's Butler
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Re: Lies!
by Roy Hunter on Wed Dec 05, 2012 12:22 pm
^ saw what the butler saw.
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
unkle vanya
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
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Re: Lies!
by daftbeaker on Wed Dec 05, 2012 5:29 pm
^ leaves the toilet seat up and blames the butler.
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Re: Lies!
by Roland Deschain on Wed Dec 05, 2012 9:44 pm
^ smears his toilet seat with butter. We are still wilfully ignorant as to the reason.
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Re: Lies!
by Roy Hunter on Thu Dec 06, 2012 6:26 am
^ hasn't dropped his new phone down the toilet yet.
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
unkle vanya
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
unkle vanya
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