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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Bobcat on Tue Nov 13, 2012 1:31 am

Hello all! I have been Pastafarian for about a year now and stumbled onto the forums just recently. Had to sign up. Praise his Noodly Goodness!
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Ryan_ATX on Wed Nov 14, 2012 3:24 am

Hello! This is my first post. I couldn't post elsewhere, because it has to be moderated or whatnot. Looking for somebody who has gone through Texas ordination via FSM, as I'm marrying friends soon and the State of Texas requires an actual religious organization. I've searched, but haven't found luck in determining if anybody else from Texas has used FSM as a religious organization for which to conduct a wedding ceremony. Help!
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby cybertronkid on Fri Nov 16, 2012 8:51 am

Greeting from England,

I'm a reacent convert, thought I have reveared Pasta, beer, & Fridays all my life. I wish you all a happy holy friday.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Roy Hunter on Sat Nov 17, 2012 7:49 am

Welcome all you new people!
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Roy Hunter on Thu Nov 22, 2012 11:54 am

Spam spam spammity spam spam. Are you a spammer? I rather think you are.

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"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby DavidH on Thu Nov 22, 2012 12:19 pm

Roy! How could you be so cynical? :haha:
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Griffin on Fri Nov 23, 2012 2:01 am

praps it's the "paris escort" that swayed him?
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Fri Nov 23, 2012 2:20 am

Give me a Paris escort, and I might be swayed, too.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby steverb1974 on Sun Nov 25, 2012 6:37 pm

Hi Folks,

Obviously I'm new to this forum, so I'd like to say hello to everyone. Look forward to some good posts.

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby jass139 on Mon Nov 26, 2012 8:23 pm

Hey all.
Im new to FSM. Sadly I had never been embraced by his noodle appendage, till very recently while making some proper miso ramen. I am a uk citizen and can not wait to start spreading the gospal. Hope to get on well with everyone on this forum and wish luck to any pirates out there braving the sea's.

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial on Mon Nov 26, 2012 9:34 pm

Welcome, Jass and Steve! Always room for one or two more around here...
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
-- Dr. Joy
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby DavidH on Tue Nov 27, 2012 5:51 am

Welcome, me hearties! Sharpen yer cutlasses and dust off yer gyint hats. :evilgrin:
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Almighty Doer of Stuff on Tue Nov 27, 2012 1:05 pm

Steve is a spam robot, ET. :idiot:
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial on Tue Nov 27, 2012 9:09 pm

Some of my best friends are spam robots.
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
-- Dr. Joy
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
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