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Re: Lies!

Postby la la » Tue Nov 20, 2012 5:10 am

^borrowed that specific part from ^^ and "forgot" to return it.
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Re: Lies!

Postby black bart » Tue Nov 20, 2012 12:13 pm

^never a borrower or a lender will be.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Roy Hunter » Tue Nov 20, 2012 1:00 pm

^ borrowed $43Bn from Royal Bank of Scotland, bought derivatives with it and leased them back to the bank at 22% tax-efficiently. Whatever that means.
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Re: Lies!

Postby black bart » Wed Nov 21, 2012 9:01 am

^offered to lease the Elgin Marbles to Greece for a special exhibition entitled: The Wonders of Greece wot have been nicked.
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Re: Lies!

Postby DavidH » Wed Nov 21, 2012 9:52 am

^ Flogs off fake marbles produced by Bart Industries under the second railway arch in Rat Street.
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Re: Lies!

Postby black bart » Fri Nov 23, 2012 7:29 am

^Lives under the second railway arch in Rat Street.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Roy Hunter » Fri Nov 23, 2012 8:13 am

^ still thinks he owns shares in Railtrack.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Ravi Oli » Fri Nov 23, 2012 4:28 pm

^ would rather wait for a bus than walk.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Roland Deschain » Fri Nov 23, 2012 5:19 pm

^ walks everywhere due to public transport costing too much for him. ^ is splashing out on one lump of coal per family member this year.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Ravi Oli » Fri Nov 23, 2012 5:38 pm

^ wasn't the model for Otto Mann, the Simpsons' school bas driver.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Roland Deschain » Fri Nov 23, 2012 6:18 pm

^ auditioned for Comic Book Store Guy, but lost out to a better-looking actor.

Ravi Oli wrote:^ wasn't the model for Otto Mann, the Simpsons' school bus driver.

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Re: Lies!

Postby black bart » Mon Nov 26, 2012 7:29 am

^Keeps hanging out in Richmond Park hoping to pick up some road kill Royal Deer (not a bad idea actually - Venison for Monkey).
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Re: Lies!

Postby Ravi Oli » Mon Nov 26, 2012 9:01 am

^ has aquired a taste for mutton dressed as lamb.
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Re: Lies!

Postby black bart » Tue Nov 27, 2012 8:53 am

^mutton go on and on about his sexual prowess
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Re: Lies!

Postby Ravi Oli » Wed Nov 28, 2012 4:16 pm

^s speech isn't effected by his cleft palate.
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