The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby black bart » Mon Jul 09, 2012 7:58 am

Arrrr talkin o hunfortewnet jeanetic hinflickshuns...It seems loik yer croo be a collekshun of em.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby anthrobabe » Tue Jul 10, 2012 2:49 pm

Bart ye stockins ave runned off frum home agin!

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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Ravi Oli » Tue Jul 10, 2012 5:13 pm

Arrrggghhh did crossin the Hinternashunal Dateloine hentytal ye to a dubble hinsult? Oi herd ye wert thee ferst ta sign fer bart's laytest venchure "Dayloight Saving fer Rainy Days" skeem.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby black bart » Thu Jul 12, 2012 6:27 am

Arrrrrgh...I'm not sayin ye be simple but ye thinks ye've redooced yer carbon footprint cos ye has a peg leg.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Ravi Oli » Thu Jul 12, 2012 5:16 pm

:haha: Arrrgghhh bart Oi'll pay ye thart won! Karnt 'ave ye starvin' ta deth.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby black bart » Tue Nov 13, 2012 5:50 am

Aaaaarrrgh yer bowsprit ave dropped orf an yer rollocks ave rusted.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Ravi Oli » Tue Nov 13, 2012 7:19 am

Arrrggghhh Oi be bettarrrggghhh orf than ye. Yer bollocks ave dropped orf an yer rowsprit ave rusted.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby black bart » Mon Nov 19, 2012 9:14 am

Arrrgh I'd slap ye wiv an haddock but it would onlee himprove yer face!
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Ravi Oli » Mon Nov 19, 2012 11:09 am

Ye 'as a face wot lawnched a tho'sand ships... they thawt thee kraken 'ad been released.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Roland Deschain » Mon Nov 19, 2012 4:55 pm

Thee kraken be 'avin' nothin' on ye, ye lily-livered landlubber! 'Ow dare ye insult one o' thee best cap'ns ter sail the eighth sea, Thee Sea O' Impossibility.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby black bart » Tue Nov 20, 2012 11:59 am

Avaarrrghst...Ye has a women's Kraken!
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Ravi Oli » Wed Nov 28, 2012 4:22 pm

Barrrggghhhh barrrrrt.... Call yerself a pyrate? Ye brung a wench [or part o'one] abord thee thread an' sunk it!!
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby pieces o'nine » Fri Nov 30, 2012 3:16 pm

Yer awl werfless an weake, ye pustulating bags o'scurviferous bones!
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Ravi Oli » Sun Dec 02, 2012 3:26 pm

Arrrrggghhh insted o'insultin' us ye be singin them siren's love ballerds agin. :lech:
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby black bart » Tue Dec 04, 2012 8:43 am

Aaaargh ye have a woman's ballerds!
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