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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby DavidH on Fri Nov 16, 2012 8:16 am

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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby black bart on Fri Nov 16, 2012 10:16 am



:lol: That's an Adam Buxton...he of the brilliant Adam and Jo team.
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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby PKMKII on Sun Nov 18, 2012 2:24 pm

This must drive Roy nuts
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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby daftbeaker on Sun Nov 18, 2012 3:46 pm

The male door is missing the handbag/testicle warmer.
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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby Roland Deschain on Sun Nov 18, 2012 3:59 pm

daftbeaker wrote:The male door is missing the handbag/testicle warmer.

:haha:
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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby DavidH on Sun Nov 18, 2012 4:11 pm

daftbeaker wrote:The male door is missing the handbag/testicle warmer.


Hurrr! Ye Sassenach greepit, d'ye no ken a sporran frae a hondbog?
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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby Roy Hunter on Sun Nov 18, 2012 4:25 pm

DavidH wrote:
daftbeaker wrote:The male door is missing the handbag/testicle warmer.


Hurrr! Ye Sassenach greepit, d'ye no ken a sporran frae a hondbog?


A sporran:
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A handbag:
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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby daftbeaker on Sun Nov 18, 2012 5:20 pm

DavidH wrote:
daftbeaker wrote:The male door is missing the handbag/testicle warmer.


Hurrr! Ye Sassenach greepit, d'ye no ken a sporran frae a hondbog?

I ken ye numpty.

It's just more amusing to call it a handbag, same with skirt and pig-sticker rather than kilt or sgian-dubh :idiot:
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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial on Mon Nov 19, 2012 1:18 am

So do you guys just let the cat walk around on the keyboard when you want to write stuff in Scottish or Welsh?
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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby PKMKII on Mon Nov 19, 2012 1:51 am

ET, the Extra Terrestrial wrote:So do you guys just let the cat walk around on the keyboard when you want to write stuff in Scottish or Welsh?


Welsh is a cat on the keyboard. Scottish is drunk typing.
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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby DavidH on Mon Nov 19, 2012 6:42 am

Y mae dau du I bob tudalen.
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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby black bart on Mon Nov 19, 2012 8:31 am

:cry:

Such a beautiful language.
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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby Roland Deschain on Mon Nov 19, 2012 3:19 pm

Roy, it's funny you should post that picture from The Importance of Being Ernest, as I watched that exact version on the iPlayer a few weeks ago. I love that film (and the book before anyone comments :haha: ).
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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial on Tue Nov 20, 2012 12:40 am

DavidH wrote:Y mae dau du I bob tudalen.

Gezundheit.
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby black bart on Tue Nov 20, 2012 12:15 pm

ET, the Extra Terrestrial wrote:
DavidH wrote:Y mae dau du I bob tudalen.

Gezundheit.


Right that's it...give us back Patagonia!!!
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