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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby black bart on Fri Nov 09, 2012 8:29 am

^you're banned for not giving credit to the other dads...you know Allah, Shub-Niggurath (may actually be a mum) etc etc...
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ravi Oli on Mon Nov 12, 2012 6:03 am

^ you're banned for passing male pattern baldness on to another generation.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby DavidH on Mon Nov 12, 2012 6:23 am

^ You're banned for not knowing that Bart only has daughters.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby black bart on Mon Nov 12, 2012 6:47 am

^You're banned for not doing the "She had lovely hair all down her back...none on her head just all down her back" joke.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Roy Hunter on Mon Nov 12, 2012 9:08 am

You're banned for forgetting the Two Ronnies joke about the police looking for a flasher: he is described as being white, medium height, with short brown curly hair and short brown curly hair.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby black bart on Mon Nov 12, 2012 11:02 am

^You're banned for reminding me how funny the Two Ronnies were... :lol:

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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Arkaeon on Mon Nov 12, 2012 11:05 am

You're banned for reminding me of how I used to get to see Monty Python, Dave Allen at Large, a full episode of Dr Who, and then 2 Ronnies all on the same night. I loved sunday nights in those days, but I didn't get much sleep :)
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby black bart on Tue Nov 13, 2012 7:21 am

^You're banned for not quoting any Dave Allen jokes...may yer god go with you...
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ravi Oli on Tue Nov 13, 2012 9:53 am

^ your banned for always pouring yourself that half finger extra ...
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Roy Hunter on Tue Nov 13, 2012 2:27 pm

You're banned because that could have been a Jimmy Savile joke about not being able to decide whether to have the 8-year-old or the 10-year-old.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby black bart on Wed Nov 14, 2012 7:16 am

^You're banned for not fixing it for me to milk a cow blindfolded like Jimmy did when I was 8.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby la la on Tue Nov 20, 2012 6:04 am

Does that mean you were 8 years old when this Jimmy person milked the cow? Or you wanted to milk a cow when you were 8 years old? Does Roy have a long history of procuring domestic farm animals for you? Or of failing to procure domestic farm animals upon request? And what did the cow ever do to you? Suffice it to say: you're banned.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ravi Oli on Tue Nov 20, 2012 9:30 am

Hey diddle diddle Sir Jimmy had a fiddle while your cow jumped over the moon so ^ you're banned.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby DavidH on Tue Nov 20, 2012 9:35 am

You're all banned for this strange obsession about Jimmy Savile's cows.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Almighty Doer of Stuff on Tue Nov 20, 2012 10:23 am

I. Her Man's Been Gone

Her man's been gone
For nearly a year
He was due home yesterday
But he ain't here

Her man's been gone
For nigh on a year
He was due home yesterday
But he ain't here

II. Crying Town

Down your street your crying is a well-known sound
Your street is very well known, right here in town
Your town is very famous for the little girl
Whose cries can be heard all around the world

III. We Have A Remedy

Fa la la la la la
Fa la la la la
Fa la la la la la
Fa la la la la

We have a remedy
You'll appreciate
No need to be so sad
He's only late

We'll bring you flowers and things
Help pass your time
We'll give him eagle's wings
Then he can fly to you

Fa la la la la la
Fa la la la la
Fa la la la la la
Fa la la la la
Fa la la la la la
Fa la la la la la

We have a remedy
Fa la la la la la la
We have a remedy
Fa la la la la la la
We have a remedy
Fa la la la la la la
We have a remedy
Fa la la la la la la

(spoken)
We have a remedy.
We have!

Little girl, why don't you stop your crying?
I'm gonna make you feel all right

IV. Ivor The Engine Driver

My name is Ivor
I'm an engine driver

I know him well
I know why you feel blue
Just 'cause he's late
Don't mean he'll never get through

He told me he loves you
He ain't no liar, I ain't either
So let's have a smile for an old engine driver
So let's have a smile for an old engine driver

Please take a sweet
Come take a walk with me
We'll sort it out
Back at my place, maybe

It'll come right
You ain't no fool, I ain't either
So why not be nice to an old engine driver?
Better be nice to an old engine driver
Better be nice to an old engine driver

V. Soon Be Home

We'll soon be home
We'll soon be home
We'll soon
We'll soon, soon, soon be home

We'll soon be home
We'll soon be home
We'll soon
We'll soon, soon, soon be home

Come on, old horse

Soon be home
Soon be home
Soon
We'll soon, soon, soon be home

We'll soon
We'll soon, soon, soon be home

We'll soon be home
Soon be home ...

VI. You Are Forgiven

Dang, dang, dang, dang, dang, dang, dang, dang, dang

Cello, cello, cello, cello, cello, cello
Cello, cello, cello, cello, cello, cello
Cello, cello, cello, cello, cello, cello
Cello, cello, cello, cello, cello, cello

I can't believe it
Do my eyes deceive me?
Am I back in your arms?
Away from all harm?

It's like a dream to be with you again
Can't believe that I'm with you again

I missed you and I must admit
I kissed a few and once did sit
On Ivor the Engine Driver's lap
And later with him, had a nap

You are banned, you are banned, you are banned, you are banned, you are banned, you are banned, you are banned, you are banned, you are banned, you are banned, you are banned, you are banned, you are banned, you are banned, you are banned, you are banned, you are banned, you are banned, you are banned, you are banned, you are banned, you are banned, you are banned

You're ALL banned!
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