Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

[black bart]

*aims dodgy rocket/firework skywards not realising it's a 'homing' firework* (see explanation below)

Please Mr newly elected Obama...I did not mean to launch a peremptory strike against the Iranians thus making your first week in office a diplomatic nightmare.

I set off a rocket on Guy Fawkes night from my garden. We have Iranian neighbours. The rocket went up a bit, then came down and exploded in a direct hit on the Iranians' pigeon/chicken huts!!!!!

[Ravi Oli]

*takes advantage of bart's nuclear mishap to stock up on poultry. [his insurance will hopefully cover it]*

[black bart]

*asks Ravi to organise next years Fireworks for the Scottish Independence Party*

[Ravi Oli]

* vows revenge on BB for getting 'cracker night' and the sale of fireworks banned here 30yrs ago*

[black bart]

*throws a packet of Jacobs Cream Crackers at Ravi and challenges him to a cracker eating contest*