*aims dodgy rocket/firework skywards not realising it's a 'homing' firework* (see explanation below)
Please Mr newly elected Obama...I did not mean to launch a peremptory strike against the Iranians thus making your first week in office a diplomatic nightmare.
I set off a rocket on Guy Fawkes night from my garden. We have Iranian neighbours. The rocket went up a bit, then came down and exploded in a direct hit on the Iranians' pigeon/chicken huts!!!!!
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.