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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby DavidH on Fri Nov 02, 2012 6:00 am

You're banned for quoting ungrammatical lyrics.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby black bart on Fri Nov 02, 2012 7:18 am

^Banned for Hissing on summer lawns.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ravi Oli on Sun Nov 04, 2012 4:57 am

^you're banned for having man-traps in your lawn to catch Halloween tricksters.

Halloween is NOT a tradition here - it irks me that it probably will take firm hold give it another generation.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby black bart on Mon Nov 05, 2012 8:47 am

^banned for refusing to light his Pumpkin and hand over the sweets
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby daftbeaker on Mon Nov 05, 2012 3:51 pm

You're banned for trying to get Ravi to set a pumpkin on fire.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Roy Hunter on Mon Nov 05, 2012 3:54 pm

You're banned for not regaling us with tales of home-made fireworks japery.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby daftbeaker on Mon Nov 05, 2012 4:01 pm

A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything - Friedrich Nietzsche

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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby black bart on Wed Nov 07, 2012 9:17 am

^Banned for the 'Sprouts Mexicaine'.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Roy Hunter on Wed Nov 07, 2012 9:24 am

You're banned for voting Palpatine - Vader in the election.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby black bart on Wed Nov 07, 2012 9:26 am

^You're banned for selling me a batch of Type 45 Homing Rockets disguised as Fireworks.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby DavidH on Wed Nov 07, 2012 10:06 am

You're extradited to America for handling missile spares.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby black bart on Wed Nov 07, 2012 12:57 pm

You are banned from handling Iranian chickens
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby pieces o'nine on Wed Nov 07, 2012 3:13 pm

According to every newscaster, God Loves America!!!
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby daftbeaker on Wed Nov 07, 2012 6:41 pm

You're banned because it turns out endorsing rape doesn't win you many female voters.

Edit - I'll just leave this here :whistle:

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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ravi Oli on Thu Nov 08, 2012 5:06 pm

^ you're banned because His Dad just saved America from the Zomney Apocalypse.
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