How to get the sack…

This board is NOT restricted access. Keep that in mind when you post.

Moderator: Other Stuff Mods

Re: How to get the sack…

Postby Roy Hunter on Tue Sep 27, 2011 8:24 am

Transylvanian Muppets are discounted.
Priests are disabused.
Ticket inspectors are punched out.
Bakers are unleavened.
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
User avatar
Roy Hunter
If it's not Scottish, it's crap.
 
Posts: 15707
Joined: Sun Nov 09, 2008 6:13 pm
Location: It's the place where you are, but that's not important right now.

Re: How to get the sack…

Postby black bart on Tue Sep 27, 2011 9:01 am

Midgets draw the short straw
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
User avatar
black bart
Resident Weevil
 
Posts: 25876
Joined: Wed Sep 21, 2005 6:56 am
Location: London

Re: How to get the sack…

Postby skyweir on Tue Sep 27, 2011 5:58 pm

Painters are unseen.
Vasco Pyjama asked Mr Curly: What is worth doing and what is worth having? Mr Curly replied: It is worth doing nothing and having a rest.
-- The Curly-Pyjama Letters
User avatar
skyweir
Fusilli Fuselier
 
Posts: 156
Joined: Wed Aug 10, 2011 10:57 pm

Re: How to get the sack…

Postby gronank on Tue Jul 24, 2012 1:31 pm

Killer robots are determinatied
Bullies are demeaned
Philosophers are demoralised
Disclaimer: Anything I say on topics of Politics, Economics, Pychology, History, really anything not concerned with the natural sciences and mathematics and especially topics concerning human behavior and/or thoughts, that is not associated with a proper reference is pure speculation on my part.
User avatar
gronank
Lord of Linguini
 
Posts: 1304
Joined: Sun Nov 28, 2010 7:02 pm
Location: Göteborg, Sweden

Re: How to get the sack…

Postby Roy Hunter on Fri Oct 26, 2012 8:44 pm

Rastafarians are debra(i)ded.
Photographers come unfixed.
Electricians are delighted.
A sacked shipbuilder is a derivetive.
Once you discover that love no longer hurts, you are declined.
If you were sacked from a seminal '70s - '80s punk band with an iconic haircut, but then allowed back in, would you be de-de-Ramone-d?
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
User avatar
Roy Hunter
If it's not Scottish, it's crap.
 
Posts: 15707
Joined: Sun Nov 09, 2008 6:13 pm
Location: It's the place where you are, but that's not important right now.

Re: How to get the sack…

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard on Sun Oct 28, 2012 7:14 pm

ye notty ye ban ye sackt
cabin boy fir hyer. jyint hat no hextra charj.
User avatar
Nef Yoo BlackBeard
Mystic of Meatball
 
Posts: 2544
Joined: Thu Jan 29, 2009 10:45 pm
Location: off me leesh

Re: How to get the sack…

Postby black bart on Thu Nov 01, 2012 6:53 am

Queen Witches who have had a nose job are 'Decroned'.
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
User avatar
black bart
Resident Weevil
 
Posts: 25876
Joined: Wed Sep 21, 2005 6:56 am
Location: London

Previous

Return to Games, Fun, and Jokes

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 2 guests