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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby la la on Fri Oct 19, 2012 9:18 am

You're banned because that was probably the worst "yo mamma" joke ever!
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ravi Oli on Fri Oct 19, 2012 3:11 pm

^ Yo is banned coz her neighbours think it's a solar eclipse when yo mamma hang her knickers out to dry.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby black bart on Mon Oct 22, 2012 8:39 am

^You are banned cos that's the first 'Yo mamma joke' that actually made me larf.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ravi Oli on Mon Oct 22, 2012 9:34 am

^ you're banned for encouraging me. :haha:
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby black bart on Tue Oct 23, 2012 8:17 am

^You are banned because Yo Mamma auditioned for the part of Princess Leia but she got cast as Jabba the Hutt instead.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ravi Oli on Tue Oct 23, 2012 8:53 am

Yo mamma look at you and the placenta when yo was born and thought she'd had twins. Yo ^ is banned coz she chose the placenta to raise.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Roy Hunter on Tue Oct 23, 2012 9:18 am

Yo momma so marsupial that she carried you around in a pouch for six months. So you're banned.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ravi Oli on Tue Oct 23, 2012 3:44 pm

^ Yo mamma banned yo as a child coz yo was more than any koala could bear.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby black bart on Wed Oct 24, 2012 7:56 am

^Yo banned cos it took so much KolalocoKoala Lemonade to get yo mamma pregnant there is now a world shortage.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Roy Hunter on Wed Oct 24, 2012 8:16 am

You're banned because KolaloKoala Lemonade gives you Chlamidya. (It was in the Daily Mail - it must be true...)
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby black bart on Wed Oct 24, 2012 11:40 am

Roy Hunter wrote:You're banned because KolaloKoala Lemonade gives you Chlamidya. (It was in the Daily Mail - it must be true...)


:shocked: I hugged a Koala!!!!!

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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby pieces o'nine on Wed Oct 24, 2012 1:54 pm

You're banned because that is almost certainly forbidden *somewhere* in Leviticus.
However obliquely.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ravi Oli on Wed Oct 24, 2012 4:59 pm

^ you're banned for trying to tempt me with forbidden fruit. Get thee to a nunnery, evil temptress!
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby black bart on Thu Oct 25, 2012 9:12 am

^You're banned for mentioning nuns and reminding me of The Chattering Nuns of Saint Beryl Articulatus of Cracow.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Roy Hunter on Thu Oct 25, 2012 10:16 am

*cleaves Bart's skull in twain with my big skull-cleaving claymore*

Oh, sorry, wrong thread.
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