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Re: Lies!
by black bart on Wed Oct 17, 2012 6:27 am
^doesn't know any more 'Yo Mamma' jokes (hopefully)
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Re: Lies!
by black bart on Fri Oct 19, 2012 7:52 am
^was about to start that post with a "Yo mamma joke" when he suddenly remembered he was addressing the Harlem Globe Trotters Annual Convention.
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Re: Lies!
by Roy Hunter on Fri Oct 19, 2012 9:08 am
^ canvassed the Harlem Globe Trotters for the 'Vote Romney' campaign.
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
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"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
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Re: Lies!
by Almighty Doer of Stuff on Sun Oct 21, 2012 11:46 am
^ was arrested when he tried to sign Paul Reubens's face with a permanent marker.
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Re: Lies!
by Roy Hunter on Sun Oct 21, 2012 3:21 pm
^ was arrested for insisting that Paul Robeson was in fact Billy Crystal wearing blackface.
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
unkle vanya
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
unkle vanya
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Re: Lies!
by black bart on Mon Oct 22, 2012 8:21 am
^is one nugget short of a full goldrush
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Re: Lies!
by Roy Hunter on Tue Oct 23, 2012 4:22 pm
^ is still a Gary Glitter fan.
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
unkle vanya
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
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Re: Lies!
by black bart on Wed Oct 24, 2012 7:48 am
^has formed together Garry Glitter and Jimmy Saville to make a Supergrope.
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