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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Almighty Doer of Stuff on Fri Oct 19, 2012 7:43 pm

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby JJones on Mon Oct 22, 2012 5:57 pm

DELETED (yay for forgetting whether I posted, then posting again, and having both posts approved! :haha: )
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby JJones on Mon Oct 22, 2012 6:30 pm

Hi, the newly-ordained Reverend Jones here. I have been a follower of His Noodliness for some time, but have decided to become more active in my faith. I come to ask some serious (and perhaps some not-so-serious) questions about Pastafarianism :)

BTW, I just took the title "Reverend" because I liked the sound. Feel free to call me "Captain", "Pastor", "Mister", "hey you", or just about anything else... as long as you don't call me late for dinner (especially a pasta-based dinner)!
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Cap'n Tedward on Mon Oct 22, 2012 7:56 pm

I go by Cap'n, but I actually have a small congregation I call "the crew". Irreverand, Monister, and Pasta-or are all popular.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby JJones on Mon Oct 22, 2012 10:28 pm

Irreverend -- I like that. Mind if I steal it? :D
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby DavidH on Tue Oct 23, 2012 4:14 am

Greetings, JJJ! May you be bathed in His Noodly Sauce!
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Tue Oct 23, 2012 4:33 am

For those new recruits who hesitate to make posts:

This forum used to be filled with people discussing all manners of things. Don't be afraid to post new topics, comment on old threads, or come up with new games.

We could use a new generation of pirates. :fsm_yarr:
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby northraxx on Tue Oct 23, 2012 9:55 am

Hi all :-D

Im new here :)
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Bebica18 on Wed Oct 24, 2012 1:29 pm

Welcome!
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby TjoBing on Wed Oct 24, 2012 4:20 pm

Hi all. Newbie from Norway, fresh as the eggs and flour before they turn divine. Will try to spread the message around here between the polar bears. And I will be temporarily quiet about a potencial conflicts considering viking activity vs piracy in a historical context.

Any other Norwegians that care to do some missionary activity? I'm in.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Cap'n Tedward on Wed Oct 24, 2012 8:57 pm

JJones wrote:Irreverend -- I like that. Mind if I steal it? :D


Have at
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Crusylicious on Mon Oct 29, 2012 1:03 am

Hello all, I am new here, my name is Remington.

I actually lost all faith in Christianity a few years ago and became agnostic, then atheist. My friend was telling me about Pastafarianism a year or so ago and today I decided to read more on it. Looks like an awesome community and I love the message of the Church. Whether it be a real religion or not I definitely see a place for it and I gladly join in with you all.

rAmen!
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby pieces o'nine on Mon Oct 29, 2012 1:39 pm

Welcome, all ye scurvy newe recruits!
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard on Thu Nov 01, 2012 7:04 pm

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Minister Roni on Fri Nov 09, 2012 11:41 pm

Salutations,

I've been ordained since August of this year and felt the need to reach out a bit to my fellow pastafarians rather than the usual closed minded rif-raf.

Regards and stuff,
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