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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby Roy Hunter on Sat Oct 20, 2012 9:20 pm

daftbeaker wrote:Nick Griffin has stated that discrimination is a basic human right.

Fair enough. I can't stand fat cod-eyed Nazi wankers myself.
Discrimination is the ability to tell one thing from another thing. Discrimination is, in fact, a good thing. It stops you eating poisonous mushrooms along with good ones, it allows you to tell your own football team from the other football team on the pitch. It enables you to find Wally.

Unfair discrimination, on the other hand, is a bad thing. We have equalities legislation which protects nine characteristics: age; disability; gender reassignment; marriage and civil partnership, pregnancy and maternity; race; religion and belief; sex; and sexual orientation. If you judge that a man is better than a woman, or that an ethnically white person is superior to an ethnically African person, you have broken the law.

Never mind that you have 'discriminated against' someone: this is primarily a mathematical problem. Equality means being of the same value, if x=4 then x+2=6 just like 4+2=6. If you would let a heterosexual couple into your B&B, but you wouldn't let a homosexual couple into your B&B, you don't understand primary school arithmetic: you don't understand what equal means. You must treat both things as the same, or you are an idiot in both legal and arithmetical terms.

Nick Griffin cannot do primary school-level arithmetic. The man needs help. It is a recognised problem in the workforce, so would someone please refer him on to a decent adult education class?

Thank you.
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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby black bart on Mon Oct 22, 2012 8:34 am

daftbeaker wrote:Nick Griffin has stated that discrimination is a basic human right.

Fair enough. I can't stand fat cod-eyed Nazi wankers myself.


Come on...you're being far too kind to the bag of shit, scrotum featured tosser.
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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby Roy Hunter on Mon Oct 22, 2012 1:28 pm

One for ET, PKMKII et al...

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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial on Mon Oct 22, 2012 9:53 pm

Roy Hunter wrote:One for ET, PKMKII et al...

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I wish I had known that in High School. It's true - one of the girls I lusted for (most lustily, I might add) back then told me so. "I never know you played guitar back then! Guitars were like a chick magnet for me!"
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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby black bart on Tue Oct 23, 2012 8:07 am

I own an electric guitar...but I can't play it...but I could pose with it. :evilgrin:
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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby DavidH on Tue Oct 23, 2012 9:51 am

Found in a book description on TUEBL:

Life in the Pennsylvania Amish community of Gobbler's Knob was all Leah Ebersol ever wanted ...
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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby daftbeaker on Tue Oct 23, 2012 1:06 pm

DavidH wrote:Found in a book description on TUEBL:

Life in the Pennsylvania Amish community of Gobbler's Knob was all Leah Ebersol ever wanted ...

Gobbler's Knob was featured prominently in Groundhog Day. I giggled quite a lot :haha:

According to Bill Bryson, there are also places in the US called Ding Dong, Whynot, Coldass Creek, Stiffknee Knob, Scratch Ankle, Climax, Intercourse, Mud Lick, Dull, Nameless, Humptulips, Potato Neck, Dead Bastard Peak, Crazy Woman Creek and Maggie's Nipples :idiot:

Edit - Having read the page again it turns out those places had those names at some point and may well have been changed since. Shame.
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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby Roy Hunter on Tue Oct 23, 2012 4:22 pm

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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby black bart on Wed Oct 24, 2012 7:54 am

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Have the girls been pickled and bottled yet David?
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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial on Thu Oct 25, 2012 12:43 am

daftbeaker wrote:
DavidH wrote:Found in a book description on TUEBL:

Life in the Pennsylvania Amish community of Gobbler's Knob was all Leah Ebersol ever wanted ...

Gobbler's Knob was featured prominently in Groundhog Day. I giggled quite a lot :haha:

According to Bill Bryson, there are also places in the US called Ding Dong, Whynot, Coldass Creek, Stiffknee Knob, Scratch Ankle, Climax, Intercourse, Mud Lick, Dull, Nameless, Humptulips, Potato Neck, Dead Bastard Peak, Crazy Woman Creek and Maggie's Nipples :idiot:

Edit - Having read the page again it turns out those places had those names at some point and may well have been changed since. Shame.

One of the greatest basketball players of all time, Larry Bird, is from French Lick, Indiana. Here in Maine we have towns with names like Meddybemps, Misery Gore, Andover North Surplus and T1 R3 BKP WKR. We have quite a lot of towns with names like that last one. I used to cover Townships C, D, and E. Never figured out where A and B went, though.
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English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby black bart on Thu Oct 25, 2012 8:59 am

We have Upper Cwmtwrch...and Lower Cwmtwrch.
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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Thu Nov 01, 2012 3:29 am

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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Thu Nov 01, 2012 3:51 am

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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby black bart on Thu Nov 01, 2012 6:43 am

^He always reminds me of my former Head Master in primary school...absolutely terrifying.
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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby DavidH on Thu Nov 01, 2012 9:12 am

black bart wrote:We have Upper Cwmtwrch...and Lower Cwmtwrch.


You'll get into trouble for not calling them Cwmtwrch Isaf and Cwmtwrch Uchaf. Did you know that if you go for a swim at Pumpsaint, where the Twrch flows into the Cothi, you can piss everybody off with bad puns about a cup of Twrchish Cothi?
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